Wow, David hasn't posted here for three days. Must be losing your touch, mate.

If you actually want me to understand that remark, you may have to explain it to me.

Still the case, I'm afraid.

Original lyrics, Original song

O, Ed Welch's theme music played

And old Treguard lacked elven aid

Because Pickle, he'd gone away

No fae

And from an open bottle came

Worse than Gretel in a younger day

Pushing the fans away

(KM, ma-ma-ma....)

(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)

Strife in a northern keep

She rapped on the stony ground

When he took the Staff of Light out

And 28 kids came down

To challenge

He said

"In Winter 1993

May questing bring Watchers glee

Iona Kennedy

But not Fidjit"

(KM, ma-ma-ma....)

(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)

Strife in a northern keep

(KM, ma-ma-ma....)

(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)

Dungeons not quite so deep

The first six came and fled

Watch the water hit Barry's head

As we followed him down

Through the sewers

And though he never was due to win

You could hear it written in his grin

And the troll fell out of sight

My my

(KM, ma-ma-ma....)

(KM, ma-ma-ma, KM)

Life in a northern keep

...

One year before its sleep...