Though many a song have I parodied in my time (including a lot of the ones in this thread), I have never before tried giving one a Knightmare theme. It's about time I did...

Based on Toto's 'Africa', inspired by Series 8. Not my best work, but it's quite a tricky song to parody! Good singalong fun though - you can listen to the original (with lyrics) here.

I hear the trolls echoing behind

But they hear only whispers of some rune lock combination

We tumble in, no Smirky flight

The helmet lets me hear the friends that guide me through each location

I stopped an odd monk along the way

Hoping to find some potion or a spell, to F-L-O-A-T

He turned to me as if to say

"Hurry boy, that dragon's after you!"

It's gonna take a lot to keep me from sailing through

There's nothing but a sewer and those cards in Level 2

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

Gonna take some time to use the wand that's in my hand, ooh-ooh

The fireballs fly out from the side

As they grow restless, longing for somewhere to sit while guiding me

I know that I must sidestep right

Sure as two other towers rise up like the Black one above the Great Mire sea

I must restore my life force sprite

Frightened of this pie that's nearly gone

It's gonna take a lot to keep me from sailing through

There's nothing but a sewer and those cards in Level 2

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

Gonna take some time to use the wand that's in my hand, ooh-ooh

Hurry boy, this season's nearly through!

It's gonna take a lot to keep me from sailing through

There's nothing but a sewer and those cards in Level 2

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

I dodge the blades down in Marblehead

Gonna take some time to use the wand that's in my hand, ooh-ooh