A man walks down the path

He says, Why have I stopped in the tunnel now?

Who is this guy in the tunnel?

The rest of my team must think hard

I need a motto or aphorism

I wanna spy on a henchman

Don't wanna end up a failure

Only yards from Treguard

Phone digger, phone digger

Flaws come to light

Staff o' mage broken in four

Mr Rothberry, Rothberry

Gave this mace away to me, you know

I don't sell the stuff I'm using any more

If you beat the playing cards

I can be your long-lost friend

I can call you Barry

And Barry when you call me

You can call me Gwen

A man walks to a seat

He says, Why don't I talk to a dragon?

Got a short little chat with a dragon

And whoa, my quest is so long

Where am I, friends & family?

What if I die here?

Who'll be my spell teacher?

Now that my spell teacher is gone, gone

He ducked back down the tavern

For some hokey-pokey with a serving girl

All along, along, you were kissing an Atlantean

Those are nasty allegations...

If you beat the playing cards

I can be your long-lost friend

I can call you Barry

And Barry when you call me

You can call me Gwen

Call me Gwen...

A man zooms down the path

It's a path in a strange level

Maybe it's the third level

Maybe it's the wrong way around

Doesn't seek the grandeur

He chose the hammer, see

Here is an older man

He sees a troll come through the ground, the ground

Battle in the starting place

Panicking the awful genie

He knocks it down, and down

It goes plunging from the antechamber

Pinning down the enemy

Who says "Hey, men - help me you lot!"

If you beat the playing cards

I can be your long-lost friend

I can call you Barry

And Barry when you call me

You can call me Gwen

Call me

Na na na na, na na na na

Na na na na, na na na na-na na-na na

Na na na na, na-na na-na na na

Na na na na, na na na na-na na-na na

If you beat the playing cards...

I can call you Barry...

If you beat the playing cards...

I can call you Barry...