<![CDATA[Knightmare meets Red Dwarf]]>[Inspired by this...

The end of Series 7. Lord Fear crawls out from under Bulstrode, woozy.]

Lord Fear: Where is everybody, Broll?

Brolly: They're dead, Fear.

LF: Who is?

B: Everybody, Fear.

LF: What, Captain Nemanor?

B: Everybody's dead, Fear.

LF: What, Lissard?

B: Everybody's dead, Fear.

LF: What, Raptor?

B: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Fear.

LF: Skarkill isn't, is he?

B: Everybody is dead, Fear.

LF: Not Hands?

B: Gorgon Bennett. Yes, Hands, everybody. Everybody's dead, Fear.

LF: Grippeh?

B: He's dead, Fear, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Fear.

LF: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

B: Well, not Barry. He's gone home. But take your helmet off and you can hear him from here.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2184/knightmare-meets-red-dwarfRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 05:25:03 GMTMon, 14 Feb 2011 18:47:03 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare meets Red Dwarf on Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:36:14 GMT]]>Bwaaahahahaha! Dave Fear, the last Opposition member alive - his only companions, a hologram of his dead goblin master and a creature who evolved from the dungeon cat.

The Dreadnort is found in pieces after the troll lands on top of it. Fear rebuilds the 'noid, but is unable to recapture his former personality and instead he becomes a sort of camp butler.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40143https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40143Mon, 14 Feb 2011 20:36:14 GMT