Another parody of Perfect Day. Official audio

Just a perfect quest

Drank poison-turned-opposite

And then there was a Merlin bit

He cast HOME

Just a perfect quest

Fooled Gumboil on Level 2

Then later, duped Olaf too

With no stone

Oh it's such a perfect quest

Dungeon defeated by you

Oh such a perfect quest

You kept dungeoneering on

You passed ghoul, troll, skeletron

Just a perfect quest

Crazy hats on a ship

Lord Fear sent for a dip

It's much fun

Just a perfect quest

Sphinx bone via cavern elf

For magic from someone else

Some old dog

Oh it's such a perfect quest

Thirty-two, you made it through

Oh such a perfect quest

You kept dungeoneering on

And from Barry, sunlight shone

You're going deep, questing below

Victory's not cheap, that you will show

You are no sheep, onwards you go

Your fame will keep, that much I know

Video: Milkshake by Kelis

[Merlin:]

My magic brings all the boys to the throne

And they're like

It betters Life Force

Darn right it betters Life Force

I got VIM or

ENERGY or ERG

...I have resisited the urge to finish this one. Over to Harry for another take.

This one is based on Somethin' Stupid, famously sung by Frank and Nancy Sinatra. Official audio

[Team to Treguard:]

We know we stand in wait until you think it is our fate

To come on Knightmare with you

And when we go below to quest, we know that it's a test

And will be quite scary too

And even if we drop into a dire little hole we would take pride you see

Until you go and spoil it all by saying somethin' spiteful like "Ooh nasty"

We can see it in your beard

How much you feared that we'd be weird

-er than the team before

And even with the Helmet on

We've still not gone as headgear-mad as Nemanor

[Treguard replies:]

I practise every day to find some clever lines to say

That won't sound callous or snide

But how poetic can I really be when I'm confronted with such infanticide?

Your time is up, you're done, you're killed, you're dead, and I'm not fed up of informing thee

So then I go and seal your fate by saying somethin' spiteful like "Ooh nasty"...