<![CDATA[Knightmare Cheese!]]>I was with a friend of mine yesterday who explained that he had been trying to come up with cheese-based celebrity names (Dairylea Van Cleef, Monterey Jack Nicholson to help put you into the picture) - on the way home, I ended up contemplating if there were any cheese-based Knightmarisms. I've managed to come up with some - all the cheeses parodied below are all listed on the Cheese.com website, and I've provided links to the actual cheese names within my Knightmare based offerings.

So then, here goes:

Lord Fearta

Lissardi Gasna

Marblehead Cheddar

Dunshelmbarra

Brother Mace-carpone

Cedricotta

Brangwensleydale

Gorgon-zola (Another name for Medusa?)

Emmentalisman (Series 2 Team 10's winning quest object)

Ba-Ba-Babybhal Shebah (a.k.a Red Leicester Death)

Conclusion; far from being just being a item of food in the occasional quest, I thought the humble piece of cheese could be given some additional Knightmare spin. Any others?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2197/knightmare-cheeseRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 02:38:36 GMTSun, 06 Mar 2011 19:55:47 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Cheese! on Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:04:54 GMT]]>Has no-one said Motleyzarella?

And of course, cool, creamy Philadel-Fear.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43960https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43960Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:04:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Cheese! on Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:21:40 GMT]]>Here are some really stinky ones!

Wall Munster

Caerfolly

Camem-Bert

Stinking Bishop of the Black Monastery

McGruyère

Appledooris

Mistress Gouda

Parmaesandre

Captain Briemanor

Majedam, or Maledame

Roquefortress of Marblehead

Stil-feta

Snapepper Jack

Dair-Ellie, or Despairylea - possibly my favourite. g

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43814https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/43814Fri, 25 Jan 2013 18:21:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Cheese! on Thu, 12 May 2011 18:39:58 GMT]]>Marblehead Cheddar? That actually sounds real! I think I will wind a few people up with that one

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40615https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/40615Thu, 12 May 2011 18:39:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Knightmare Cheese! on Mon, 25 Apr 2011 09:23:10 GMT]]>Stileton?

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