Eerie liaison, eerie liaison, eerie

It wasn't hard to beat Sylvester Hands

Nor to dispel the Samurai

My three advisors are the best of bands

From blocker to Medusa eye

I had a scroll, it held my melodies

And I met thingy, whatshername

But of my many dungeoneering deeds

In one I found The Weirder Game

Eerie liaison on the road that I must travel

Eerie liaison, first name's Mark and surname's Knight

Eerie liaison, Lord Fear as Hordriss as Harris

Eerie liaison with no Genoese delight

We were but young but we were growing bold

And though this old man seemed unknown

It doesn't matter just who took our gold

Because I didn't turn to stone

Eerie liaison on the rocky second level

Eerie liaison, first name's Mark and surname's Knight

Eerie liaison but oh we'll always have Harris

Eerie liaison: box of Heggatty's delight