Well we're sitting here with Series 1

And a show called Knightmare has just begun

Mary Whitehouse says they're killing kids

If you can't watch, use your eyelids

Some see Merlin as a fecund old bore

His poor recall an accursed flaw

And the Dungeon starts as CSO

Vastly advanced by David Rowe

And we're living here with Series 2

But the best of quests would yet come through

And the episodes would change their day

Well we're sitting watching Series 3

With anticipation, terror and glee

All the dungeoneers that Treguard met

Martin got charred, having got wet

Then the Weeping Doors took over from walls

But they never really touched us at all

No they never taught us what was real

Eyeshield's a prop, brandy won't heal

And we're waiting here for Series 5

With new characters they keep it alive

And the viewer would be mad to stray

Every child had a pretty good shot

To get at least as far as Akash had got

But something happened to the series post-6

It wasn't broken but they still tried to fix

Well I'm watching Series 7 to 8

And I've seen some giant cats of late

And I hope they get a litter tray

And I bet they're very hard to spay

And we're watching Series 1 to 8