Anthony walks on the chromakey floor

Listening out for the laughter

Stuart is lonely seeing door upon door

And he can't end happy ever after

Ah you won't get too far if you have no ice pack-ack-ack-ack-ak-Akash

You oughta know by now

Jamie got well from a little sack

They called it Small Change, it was funny

And it's standing the test of time

It's old but it feels so new

Knightmare: it's from '88, it is

Series 2

Cedric the jeery would question a few

To Claire he was not a help lender

When Tony met a catacombite down on ole Level 2

He got by, then had to surrender

Yeah it was fatal dark and heavy in with Mogdred-ed-ed-ed-ed-ed-dead

You oughta know by now

And Steven was stopped on an open bridge

Where he used the password 'defender'

And it's standing the test of time

It's old but it feels so new

Knightmare: it's from '88, it is

Series 2

Neil did not score highly in the quizzing mi-mi-mi-mi-mine-dless

You oughta know by now

If a maid was the quest, or a talisman

Then Treguard was a happy bunny

So if TV you want to find

Yeah with winners and losers true

Make Knightmare the show and watch

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