Therefore I have created an archive version of this game, which you can view here:

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/5we9mytgj4h4wu5/AADdAgCMg8Tn_WLygwbFR3X0a?dl=0

-- Picture round! 'Name the dungeoneer' could be quite a challenge, as you only see their face briefly at the start of each quest, unless they go on to win.

-- Anagrams (maybe actors' names?)

-- Clues to facts about Knightmare, which might include anything!

-- Naming characters or contestants that begin with "any of these letters".

-- You list three advisors, and the player has to name that team's dungeoneer?

Either way, I'm staying hidden for now. I've sought refuge in a peculiar old room I stumbled upon, filled with cardboard cut-outs of forum members past and present. A few of them have Knightmare Pointless rosettes: that's sweet. The nose isn't quite right on my one. The one of Aldude seems to have a few holes in it. A case of poor workmanship, or have you passed by this room before?

<suddenly stops laughing>

CHA-CLICK!

BROTHER MACE (mace)

Not forgetting the weapon he actually used (the silencer) and the one he nearly used (the Staff of St. Smasher). Of the few characters who named their weaponry, he was arguably the most imaginative. It makes up for the unimaginative fact that he was called Mace and carried a mace.

So that's the first name of any dungeoneer or advisor from one (or more) of Knightmare's eight winning teams. Again, there are 27 correct answers on the list, and some of them are pointless.

ALAN - 2

What the hell? 2?!

Perhaps you've been too modest over the years. I can't help noticing that 2 is also the number of the lev... no. I won't go there.

But then, nor did you.

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So that's the first name of any dungeoneer or advisor from one (or more) of Knightmare's eight winning teams. Again, there are 27 correct answers on the list, and some of them are pointless.

ALAN - 2

What the hell? 2?!

There were some great questions there - it's just a shame there wasn't a bigger group of people to ask available!

I almost held my own on a spells question, so I'm happy. I wish my Raven Pointless contestants were as quick as you guys

Well done Annie that was amazing and well done to the other three for getting so far

Christ, what a contest. I felt sure I was beaten on several occasions so I don't know how I managed to win that title! Rosey is a truly awesome player.

Many thanks to my fellow contestants, to our fabulous host Jake, and to my new hero Ridolfo!!

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Annie says Ridolfo - let's see what that scores her...

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Hands used his "magic" rope as a weapon, and he also had a cudgel. Ridolfo carried a sword which he whipped out on two occasions, and he's just won Annie the title of Ultimate Knightmare Pointless Champion 2011!

Here is the full list for that question:

STILETTA (knives, sword) - 4

CEDRIC (staff) - 3

GWENDOLINE (bow & arrow) - 3

MCGREW (sword) - 3

VELDA (crossbow, dagger) - 3

GIBBET (knife) - 2

GUNDRADA (sword) - 2

ROMAHNA (crossbow) - 2

SKARKILL (axe, flail) - 2

TREGUARD (sword) - 2

AUTOMATUM (flail) - 1

BROTHER MACE (mace) - 1

CAPTAIN NEMANOR (sword) - 1

FATILLA (club) - 1

GUMBOIL (sword) - 1

OLAF (club) - 1

RAPTOR (sword) - 1

SIR HUGH (sword) - 1

SYLVESTER HANDS (rope, cudgel) - 1

BROTHER STRANGE (staff) - 0

GATEMASTER (staff) - 0

RIDOLFO (sword) - 0

Annie, you have been an outstanding Knightmare Pointless player and now you are the Ultimate Champion - congratulations! Congratulations also to our gallant runner-up, Rosey, and to our other chmapions, Nick and Ross - thank you all for playing!

Ridolfo, don't fail me now.

Annie says Automatum - let's see what that scores her...

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Rosey says Captain Nemanor - let's see what that scores her...

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Just for the record, the Automatum's weapon is a flail and Captain Nemanor's is a sword.

And so the competition goes on - this question will (eventually!) decide the winner, and there are loads of answers left to choose from!

Rosey has decided that her second answer will be Sylvester Hands. Annie, who are you going to try?

(LOL, I didn't even think of Ariadne! And I wouldn't have imagined that humans would count, haha.)

Yikes, that's a tricky question to end on. There are so many to choose from....

I'm not even 100% sure if this counts as a character, but if I'm going to lose, I may as well lose spectacularly. The Automatum!

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Annie says Bee - let's see what that scores her...

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Nice one, Annie - that really is an obscure answer! Let's see the full menagerie...

CAT - 4

TOAD - 4

LIZARD - 3

MAGGOT - 3

SNAKE/COBRA - 3

SPIDER/TARANTULA - 3

CROW/RAVEN - 2

DOG/LABRADOR - 2

HORSE - 2

TORTOISE - 2

HUMAN - 1

BEE - 0

CHICKEN - 0

So, the Head-to-Head score is now 1-1, and we move on to the decider. We gave 6 people 100 seconds to name...

CHARACTERS WHO CAN REGULARLY BE SEEN CARRYING/USING A WEAPON

So that's any character who can regularly be seen (twice or more) using and/or holding a weapon. Here are all the parameters I have been able to think of:

1. If it’s a staff, it must be used as a weapon rather than a walking stick.

2. Unused/never drawn weapons do not count.

3. Parts of the character’s own body (e.g. teeth) or fire generated by their own body do not count.

4. Magic wands do not count as weapons.

5. Haunted weaponry does not count.

Please feel free to ask for any other clarification you think you need!

Annie, which character will you plump for?

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Rosey says TOAD - let's see what that scores her...

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Yet another tie - unfortunately these questions don't really have enough score variety. RETURN was cast by Treguard to retrieve Karen at the end of Series 2, while TOAD was cast by Mogdred to turn McGrew into a toad during Ross's quest in Series 3. Let's see the full list...

DISMISS - 3

ENERGY - 3

VIM - 3

ERG - 2

SHROUD - 2

UNITE - 2

HEROES - 1

HOME - 1

RETURN - 1

TOAD - 1

WIND - 1

The off-screen spells cast by characters that I was thinking of (which don't count, of course) were MOUSE (Sidriss), SAMURAI (Lord Fear) and SWORD (Mogdred) all of which were dispelled on-screen, so we know they must have been cast with the "Spellcasting" ritual off-screen.

The Head-to-Head score is still 1-0 to Rosey, and there are now only two questions left in my supply of questions. Therefore, if Rosey wins the next question, she will be the Ultimate Knightmare Pointless Chamopion of 2011. We gave 6 people 100 seconds to name...

REAL ANIMALS PUT ON FILM AND THEN SUPERIMPOSED INTO THE QUEST

So that's any real-life animal (e.g. rabbit, parrot, butterfly, marmoset) that the Knightmare production team put on film and then superimposed into the quest. NB: This does not include drawings/animations of real animals. Please also note that "Wolf" will not be accepted, as I don’t think it was a real wolf and I doubt that there’s anyone who’d disagree with me on that one!

Rosey has decided to go for Horse. Annie, what is your answer?

ponders I think I'll try RETURN.

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Annie says Leo (Series 3) - let's see what that scores her...

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Oh dear, another tie! There are a few answers that would have beaten either of those two, and one that would have been beaten by either of them. Let's take a look...

MARK (2) - 3

CHRIS (2) - 2

GILES (4) - 2

JULIAN (2) - 2

LEO (3) - 2

NEIL (2) - 2

STUART (2) - 2

HELEN (4) - 1

ROSS (3) - 1

TONY (2) - 1

So, the score is still 1-0 to Rosey as we move on to the next question. We gave 6 people 100 seconds to name...

SPELLS CAST ON-SCREEN BY CHARACTERS

So that's any spell (cast in the normal, "Spellcasting" way) that was cast by a character during the course of one or more episodes of Knightmare. An assurance: the use of the phrase "on-screen" does not mean that we definitely have to have seen the letters spelled out - it just means that any spell a character has obviously cast off-screen (and there are a couple of those) does not count.

Annie, it's you to kick us off.