<![CDATA[The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style!]]>Just a silly idea I had when I was in school, but it's taken me about an hour to type up . Hope you like it!

Treguard: On the first day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Lord Fear: A technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: Unfortunately.

Lord Fear: HEY! I HEARD THAT!

Treguard: On the second day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Treguard: (They finally admitted it )

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Pickle: Oh master, couldn't you have chosen something better for no. 1?

Lord Fear: I HEARD THAT YOU ANNOYING SPRITE!!!

Treguard: (Finally something we agree on) On the third day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the fourth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Pickle: HOLY ELF-BOOTS! GET THOSE DAGGERS AWAY FROM ME!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Pickle: STOP CHASING MEEEEEEE!!!

Assassins: Must...kill...elf.

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: How can you not be affected by all this madness?!

Lord Fear: You have not seen madness compared to my personal life.

Treguard: ...okaaaaaaay. On the fifth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Treguard: What the?! Who are you guys?!

Crystal: We r people hoo chat about KM 4 fun lol

Treguard: Err...welcome then. On with the song!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the sixth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Lord Fear: What?! Is that the best one you could have come up with?!

Majida: Blame the writer! Apparently she had no idea what to put so she just wrote that.

Treguard: ON WITH THE SONG!!!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the seventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Lord Fear: Just for my pleasure, all of your payments are cut by half.

All assistants: AWWWW!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the eighth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Pooka: Eight epic series!

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the ninth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

Treguard: Were there?

Cannadanne: I doubt it, but we needed to fill this part with something.

Treguard: Oh.

Pooka: Eight epic series!

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the tenth day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

Lord Fear: What a stupid idea! (smacks Pickle on the head)

Pickle: Ouch! What was that for?!

Morgainelive: Can we please calm down?

David: Good idea. Lets carry on!

Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

Pooka: Eight epic series!

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the eleventh day of Christmas, the dungeons gave to me...

Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!

Assassins: Must..kill...wall monsters.

Wall monsters: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Crystal: Not all ov dem r even wall monsters lolz XD

Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

Pooka: Eight epic series!

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: And a technosorcerer called Lord Fear!!!

Treguard: On the twelfth day of Christmas (finally), the dungeons gave to me...

...

Treguard: Hello?! What did I get on the twelfth day?

Pickle: I'm out of ideas.

Majida: Me too.

Lord Fear: Honestly Treguard, you can't expect us to make all the decisions. You make one up this time!

Treguard: Ugh, fine! Twelve stupid ideas for this song!

Lord Fear: WHAT?!

Skarkill: Stupid?!

Crystal: OMG!!! As if u just said dat!

(Massive argument breaks out)

Treguard: I'm just going to go now. (walks out)

(Everyone carries on arguing for about five minutes before realising that Treguard is gone)

Pooka: Oh...now what?

Majida: We might as well finish the song.

Pickle: Okay, take it from eleven!

Granitas/Olgarth/Igneous/Golgarach/Brangwen/Dooris/Doorkis/Dooreen/Blocker/the other Blocker/Brollochan: Eleven droning wall monsters!

Pickle: Ten letters in the word 'Knightmare'!

Cannadanne: Nine snakes from Medusa's head!

Pooka: Eight epic series!

Skarkill/Lissard/Raptor/Sylvester Hands/Brollochan/Gripper/Rhark: Seven lame assistants!

Majida: Six spells that begin with 'B'!

Crystal/Cannadanne/Pooka/Morgainelive/David: FIVE CHATROOM ADDICTS!!!

Assassins: Four murderous assassins!

Brother Mace/Brother Strange/Cedric: Three creepy monks!

Pickle/Majida: Two annoying assistants!

Lord Fear: AND A TECHNOSORCERER CALLED LORD FEAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

(Fear hits a high note and smashes that glass in a couple of windows)

Cedric: AAAH! LETS GET AWAY FROM THIS DOG'S BOTTOM!

(Everyone runs away, covering their ears. The only ones that remain are Lord Fear and the Brollochan)

Lord Fear: Aww, I thought that was good.

(Fear realises that the Brollochan is staring at him)

Lord Fear: WHAT?! What is it super-sulk?

Brollochan: I was going to ask for some knowledge, but it looks like all I'm going to get is a opera lesson.

(The Brollochan sulks off)

Lord Fear: Oh well. Happy holidays everyone!

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2308/the-12-days-of-christmas...knightmare-styleRSS for NodeMon, 14 Sep 2026 19:42:47 GMTFri, 02 Dec 2011 18:27:33 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Wed, 30 May 2012 16:27:33 GMT]]>It's nowhere near Christmas but I can't help but read this again.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42648https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/42648Wed, 30 May 2012 16:27:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:04:37 GMT]]>I don't know. I'll "make some enquiries"...

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41917https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41917Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:04:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:52:46 GMT]]>Wow, you could really do that?! Well if you get the chance, I'm more than happy to let you use this song

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41914https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41914Tue, 13 Dec 2011 08:52:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Sun, 11 Dec 2011 19:18:34 GMT]]>Oh I dunno, many of them are on Facebook. And some of us can fill in for anyone who can't take part. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a KM-fan used a mic to play a Dungeon-character.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41905https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41905Sun, 11 Dec 2011 19:18:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:30:46 GMT]]>

Anyone fancy doing this as a new Wall Aid?

I'm not sure it'd work as a Wall Aid. Getting the original actors would be a bit of a hassle.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41895https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41895Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:30:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:00:31 GMT]]>Haha I'm glad you like it

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41881https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41881Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:00:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:53:37 GMT]]>Like it! Anyone fancy doing this as a new Wall Aid?

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41880https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41880Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:53:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to The 12 days of Christmas...Knightmare style! on Sat, 03 Dec 2011 09:51:36 GMT]]>haha, that made me laugh

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41867https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/41867Sat, 03 Dec 2011 09:51:36 GMT