In 1989, Merlin gave Treguard an elf for Christmas. By Christmas 1992, the novelty had worn off. Music video

[Treguard:]

It was Christmas Eve, elf

In the Dungeon

An old man said to me, "won't be alone for this one"

And then he rang a bell

And cast a calling spell

I saw a flash of light

And you were here, sprite

Ever since Series One

It's just been me, just one

I've got a feeling

Next year's for me and you

So happy questing

I like you, Pickle

I can see a better time

When all our teams come through

[Pickle:]

In the Forest of Dunn

I had berries and fun

But the howls go right through you

It's no place for a fae

When you first took me in

On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised adventure was coming each day

You were hearty

[Treguard:]

You were witty

Grasped the nitty-gritty

When Welshmen went tumbling

I saw your delight

Gundrada was slashing

And the monk he was smashing

But they'd not have felt like

Assistants so right

[Both:]

The boys of the HOGG choir

Were singing down the mine

And the bells were ringing out

For questing time

[P:] You're an oaf

You're a git

[T:] You're dressed up like a twit

Sitting there on the floor. A repetitive bore

[P:] You windbag, you're knackered

You bloated old blackguard

Now that Red Death is dead

Have a genie instead

[Both:]

The boys of the HOGG choir

Still singing down the mine

And the bells were ringing out

For questing time

[T:] I was fine on my own

[P:] You were too dull alone

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

[T:] I kept them with me, elf

I lived not for myself

It won't be for the best

If you're back in the forest

[Both:]

The boys of the HOGG choir

Still singing down the mine

And the bells were ringing out

For questing time