She's intelligent, he's brainless. She's female (for a wall) and he's male (for a clump of well ironed putty)

I get the impression they'd be sharing a clue room, the table would have a rock drill on it, and the Bragwen would be pleading for the dungeoneer to use it and chisel his head off the wall

They'd be solid as a rock Gretel

That they would... and probably twice as grumpy as before.

Another potential KM Couple that just sprang to my mind would be

The Brollachan & The Brangwen-Shee

I'm Sure those two would make a "LOVELY" couple.

What? Hey Wall's need Love to

Dear, dear Skarkill.... you read my mind.

Not sure how the Grimwold's got together. Either Mrs G has bad taste in men (if Mr G can even be called a man, but since he takes on the appearance of a man we're gonna call him as such) or she isn't very fussy in the slightest. And if Mr G "doesn't exactly speak" how the hell did he say "I do" at the wedding ceremony?? Maybe like Jaws in the James Bond series he doesn't speak until he feels like it.

Merlin I believe (and I've mentioned this once before many years ago) was the father of Sidriss. I know in canon Hordriss is her father and that's fine, but she resembles Merlin in so many ways that I'm almost certain that the sly old dog has been seeing Hordriss' woman behind his back. Could explain why we never see or hear of Hordriss' mistress or wife in the series. Maybe that's why we never see him or Merlin in the same room together.

HStorms' "Famous For Retreating" radio show does raise my eyebrow at one point, where it's revealed that Mellisandre is the mother of Stiletta, or Salvania as she was also known as previously. It isn't mentioned who her father is as she was conceived outside of wedlock. But the only person who ever fancied Mellisandre and so much as looked out for her was, of course Motley. Now, if he was the father that would be pretty scary stuff as he was a "bit friendly" towards Stiletta in season eight. Motley is trying to woo his own daughter! Ewwwwwww!

But for the record, that show isn't canon with the series itself so it doesn't matter. But I must say dude if you haven't heard it at all yet I suggest you do. It's an awesome piece of work he's done, it's well written and performed

Post by Fidjit » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:30 pm

I hardly think so mate!

Let's face it, if they end up having a row she can crumble the causeway and tell him to sleep elsewhere. That's if they're living in her cave anyway. I don't think a marriage can last if they're both teetering on a rock suspending over a dangerous drop

Maybe that's how he's a monk! To get away from her!

I'm picturing the rows right now and laughing like a hyena.

Cedric: oi Dog'sbottom where's my dinner

Lillith: Get it yourself you cheeky monkey [Turns Cedric into a monkey then gives him some bananas to eat]

After yet another fight in the dungeon.

Cedric: I'm going to the pub with Pickle. Don't wait up camelhead.

Lillith: Fine you can stay out all night. Hope there's room in the inn. As Cedric leaves she crumbles the causeway. Luckly Cedric makes it to the other side in time.

Cedric: [a while later] No room at the inn. I'm camping with you again Pickle.

Pickle: [worried] Great. [wishing Cedric would make up with Lillith quickly.]

I also think that if any of those two were bothered by someone. It would go like this......

Cedric: Stop looking at my lady like that you stupid camelhead insert 3000 more insults here ending in dogbreath. [Man doesn't stop sticks tongue out like dog. Cedric hits man on head.]

Lillith: You are bothering my man so i'll bother you. [Makes annoying person fall down hole that just magically appeared in floor.]

Wonder where they would have moved to? Wonder if they are still together? Wonder if they took marriage counseling?

By grinding, they create a chip off the old block.

An all new low sir! XD

Mind you I'm often left wondering how wall monsters come to be. Even more worrying, do they procreate??

By grinding, they create a chip off the old block.

What do you think about Cedric and Lillith being married like in my dream? Would they be a good couple?

I hardly think so mate!

Let's face it, if they end up having a row she can crumble the causeway and tell him to sleep elsewhere. That's if they're living in her cave anyway. I don't think a marriage can last if they're both teetering on a rock suspending over a dangerous drop

They'd have to get a mortgage on another place. Possibly the wellway room but as we learn a season or two later Mrs Grimwold snags it. Possibly for a steal... or a bone! Or maybe they sign the agreements and Mr Grimwold simply eats the lawyer or the estate agent, whichever comes first

Dreamt a couple of weeks ago that Cedric and Lillith were husband and wife during the awesome quest to save the dungeon from Lord Fear.

Still remembering bits from it and working it all out.

I met Lillith in her dungeon lair and asked her who her man was. When she told me she was married to Cedric i said to her nicely. Wow. Didn't know monks could marry? Later on in the same dream i met Cedric and said to him after the famous duel and after the don't tell the misses speech. How's Lillith doing?

He answered. She's fine. Doing great. Bit of a handful at times.

This awesome dream is still being remembered and pieced back together.

i should write it down as a fan fiction as i think it deserves its full story told.

What do you think about Cedric and Lillith being married like in my dream? Would they be a good couple?

Mind you I'm often left wondering how wall monsters come to be. Even more worrying, do they procreate??

Where do you put the fan pictures of Knightmare characters and the fan made characters on the website? Have drawn Pickle and made up a couple of his family plus gave him Bubbles the wood elf as a wife and Fish and Chips as his kids.

Hi, Picklemyfav. Welcome to the forum. If you'd like to send me a forum PM with the pictures attached, I should be able to add them to Knightmare.com's Fan Art section for you.

I wonder how Treguard would feel about being Fish and Chips' godfather...

by Canadanne » Thu Feb 18, 2016 4:29 pm

Picklemyfav wrote:

How are Elves born/made/created in Knightmare? Anyone know?

It was never explored anywhere. But a lot of Knightmare stuff is closely based on Tolkien, so that's probably the best source for information about Elves' life cycles! (Not that he could entirely make up his mind how it all worked...)

Picklemyfav wrote:

Didn't know there was an elf called Crystal. what series was she in?

There isn't a Crystal in the show - she's a fanfic character invented by Amy (shadow6162).

Picklemyfav wrote:

Who's that one who looks like the witch out of snow white and the seven dwarfs with the black robes and scary looking headpiece. Not Lillith but the other one that threatened the dungeoneers at times. I am picturing her as Lord Fear's wife for some reason.

My first thought was either Morghanna from Series 3 or Malice from Series 4 (they both had the same costume), although if she appeared alongside Lord Fear, you might be thinking of Aesandre from Series 5.

Ahhhhhhhh. Need to read up on Lord Of The Rings......

Ahhhh... Was wondering why I hadn't seen her yet... Thanks Amy. That is a cool name. (shadow6162).

Where do you put the fan pictures of Knightmare characters and the fan made characters on the website? Have drawn Pickle and made up a couple of his family plus gave him Bubbles the wood elf as a wife and Fish and Chips as his kids.

Not seen series 3 or 5 yet only seen a bit of 1, 4 and 8 and a few clips on you tube. Must be Malice i'm thinking of.

Malice and Lord Fear. What a couple!

How are Elves born/made/created in Knightmare? Anyone know?

It was never explored anywhere. But a lot of Knightmare stuff is closely based on Tolkien, so that's probably the best source for information about Elves' life cycles! (Not that he could entirely make up his mind how it all worked...)

Didn't know there was an elf called Crystal. what series was she in?

There isn't a Crystal in the show - she's a fanfic character invented by Amy (shadow6162).

Who's that one who looks like the witch out of snow white and the seven dwarfs with the black robes and scary looking headpiece. Not Lillith but the other one that threatened the dungeoneers at times. I am picturing her as Lord Fear's wife for some reason.

My first thought was either Morghanna from Series 3 or Malice from Series 4 (they both had the same costume), although if she appeared alongside Lord Fear, you might be thinking of Aesandre from Series 5.

I'm not saying that Pickle and Elita did get together. But that makes sense.

I also think Elves grow up at a different rate to humans. Not sure if wood elves and cavern elves can get together. Might be too different to each other.

How are Elves born/made/created in Knightmare? Anyone know?

The Brollachan & The Brangwen-Shee

I'm Sure those two would make a "LOVELY" couple.

What? Hey Wall's need Love to