I wore my knapsack right

Quite tight

Zero hour: twenty to five

Will I meet with a caaat-acombite and thrive?

I miss my family, I miss my dog

It's lonely in this hat

Here comes the time out bell

And I hope it's going to be a longish time

'Til Treguard sends me home again to find

I'm not the kid they thought I was at school

Oh now I'm cool

'Cause I'm a dungeoneer

Dungeoneer

Got no proper loos, can't find a phone

[x 2]

Winteria's no place to send a kid

In fact it's cold as hell

But you get a cloak to have on if you're there

And chromakey I don't understand

It's just my world one day a week

Dungeoneer

Dungeoneer