Some Knightmare teams are bold

They don't seem to feel the cold

Other teams are tentative and shy

But when they're dungeoneering

There's one they should all be fearing

Because he makes you think you're going to die... so...

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

Whether questing for sword or shield or the Grail

You may be Mark or Helen

You're going down a well an'

Somebody nasty's waiting down below

He wants to see you stumble

Expects you to be humble

So proper palpitations you must show, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

While you're trying to dispel SHROUD on a vale

If you need to have a wee, go

While Merlin's alter ego

Takes all your hopes and grinds them in to dust

Don't be circumspect

Show him some respect

Let him know you're terrified: you must, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

As he tells you you're in his personal jail

Mogga didn't last

They had a change of cast

But still his laughter echoes down the years

You're only safe in bed

'Til he pops in your head

He's so good at being bad - embrace your fears and...

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

If you're falling then please remember to flail

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

Helps you keep perspective when you're impaled

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

He's the Wicked Witch, you're Dorothy Gale

Always look upon Mogdred and quail

For cavernwights his evil laughs are in braille, and

Always look upon Mogdred and quail!