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<p dir="auto">I came across Akash's old photo</p>
<p dir="auto">And information on teenage quartets</p>
<p dir="auto">Cavernwights would cause consternation</p>
<p dir="auto">For Hugo Myatt, a Dungeon Master</p>
<p dir="auto">In the Knightmare Dungeon</p>
<p dir="auto">When you're young you find inspiration</p>
<p dir="auto">In anyone who's ever gone</p>
<p dir="auto">And opened up a crying door</p>
<p dir="auto">We watched and were never feeling bored</p>
<p dir="auto">'Cause they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They had little time to know right from left</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were never turning back, just worried that</p>
<p dir="auto">Time would come to an end</p>
<p dir="auto">When they went, in front of the nation</p>
<p dir="auto">with a knapsack and some trepidation</p>
<p dir="auto">I would say, "If you're not careful</p>
<p dir="auto">You'll have nothing left to pass the first level"</p>
<p dir="auto">In the 1980s</p>
<p dir="auto">But I sat back, and they walked forward</p>
<p dir="auto">The tape was in, I'd pressed record</p>
<p dir="auto">They faltered through a corridor</p>
<p dir="auto">And I would often find myself feeling awed</p>
<p dir="auto">'Cause they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They had little time to know right from left</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were never turning back, just worried that</p>
<p dir="auto">Time would come to an end</p>
<p dir="auto">They were always hoping that, looking back</p>
<p dir="auto">You could always rely on a friend</p>
<p dir="auto">Now I sit with older faces</p>
<p dir="auto">With internet and shoes with laces</p>
<p dir="auto">All the teams that I was viewing</p>
<p dir="auto">Wonder how they've all been doing</p>
<p dir="auto">Since the 1990s</p>
<p dir="auto">I never dreamt that I would get to know</p>
<p dir="auto">so many that did not forget the show</p>
<p dir="auto">But I knew, in spite of dreams</p>
<p dir="auto">You'd be sitting somewhere watching teams</p>
<p dir="auto">'Cause they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They had little time to know right from left</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were never turning back, just worried that</p>
<p dir="auto">Time would come to an end</p>
<p dir="auto">They were always hoping that, looking back</p>
<p dir="auto">you could always rely on a friend</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe they would end up gored</p>
<p dir="auto">And they were always fleeing flooring</p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe they would gain reward</p>
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