<![CDATA[Personal Reach Wand (parody of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode)]]>I've beem meaning to parody a Depeche Mode song to Knightmare for ages.... thankfully last night I managed to crack it.

Original lyrics and video

Reach out and then press

Your own personal reach wand

Something to aid your quest, something that's best

Your own personal reach wand

Something against Lord Fear, something that's here

Opening doors blocked by a rune code

Direct, aim, fire to unload

Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour

Key to unlock, dowsing stick's your rock

Maldame talks, opposition don't mock

It will endeavour to always fail you never

Reach out and then press

Reach out and then press

Your own personal reach wand

Something to aid your quest, something that's best

Your own personal reach wand

Something against Lord Fear, something that's here

Opening doors blocked by a rune code

Direct, aim, fire to unload

Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour

6-4-2-1-3-5

Portal then comes alive

Reach out and then press

Your own personal reach wand

Reach out and then press

Reach out and then press

Reach out and then press

Reach out

Reach out

Reach out and then press

Reach out and then press

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