Just been watching Mogdred in action. Now THAT'S how to be scary.

Perhaps he'll give you some tips if you lick his boots.

You've been dealing with adults this time around - what's your favourite swearword/string of expletives/insult, and why?

Yours,

The Kullster

Ghost koi would suit you

This is an easy one.

I'm The Opposition me. That means I'm against the Powers that Be, The Ruling Classes, usually the ruling government, broadcast monopolies, and anyone else who wants to stop people like me from having their say, or wants to charge them good gold for the privilege of doing so.

Sure YouTube is mainly crap but at least that's traceable to the fact that its mainly produced by a bunch of amateurs, whilst Broadcast media is also mainly crap and its all produced by a bunch of overpaid media professionals.

The funny cats are best though.

What are your thoughts on YouTube? For me it's the greatest thing since sliced dungeoneers, but then nothing floats my boat like TV nostalgia and funny cats.

Dear Malefact

How does it feel to be back? One simply rolls back the years and rolls all over the opposition. Also I missed the gloating bits.

As for my message to your new ITV masters?

Keep up the good work,

Keep weeding out all the tossers, bean counters and dysfunctional nonentities who've been running that failing empire for the past two decades and put younger brighter folk in their place. The improvements are beginning to show.

Anyway I prefer younger people. They make the best victims and they squeal more energetically when plunging to their fates.

LF

I'm pleased the important things haven't changed. It's great to have you back and I can't wait to see what's in store for this latest batch. I'm very grateful indeed to you and everyone else involved for relighting that fire. It's a living Knightmare once again and proves that, just occasionally, time can turn back.

Dear Hstorm,

When one has a brain the size of a planet, one needs a helmet the size of a galaxy.

WHEN DID MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID TAKE OVER CONTROL OF MARBLEHEAD?!?

Robotic imposter. Just trying to let Pickle sneak in through the servant's door, I reckon.

Don't be so revoltingly humble. You should know by now that I don't do humility.

As for demography (I prefer demonography by the way), I don't care a goblin's wart if they're toddlers, teenagers, baby boomers or geriatric ITV executives. Just bring em on I say. The more the messier..

Will the Internet showing indicate the shape of things to come? You'll have to ask the Deus Machina about that one. Haven't a clue old Hob. I do know that we had some prime moments of terror when we took on the Internet heroes, and one ecstatic moment when one of them appeared to loose his bowels. Such fun.

Should there be another season in the dungeon, would one be in command of the nasty bits? I'm not sure. It depends on finding worthy opponents to revive a jaded appetite.

Lissard's probably up for it.

LF

When one has a brain the size of a planet, one needs a helmet the size of a galaxy.

Not something I suspect you'd appreciate.

LF

Can I please put in a request for a video of you giving that message to your ITV masters?

How does it feel to be back? One simply rolls back the years and rolls all over the opposition. Also I missed the gloating bits.

As for my message to your new ITV masters?

Keep up the good work,

Keep weeding out all the tossers, bean counters and dysfunctional nonentities who've been running that failing empire for the past two decades and put younger brighter folk in their place. The improvements are beginning to show.

Anyway I prefer younger people. They make the best victims and they squeal more energetically when plunging to their fates.

LF

Has Lissard's fish breath improved at all?

Is Treguard still out of his tiny miiiiiind?

Of course you and your lot have already done the business.

What greater sacrifice could any youngish person make than to waste one's youth hanging about on a previously obscure bulletin board for a major proportion of one's days on this planet?

Beware Mystara. It is Lissard's perogative to ask the bleedingly obvious questions to which I will inevitably know the answers, and if you persist you will just make him jealous.

And you wouldn't like the Old Newt when he's jealous.

Others will no doubt judge my latest sublime performance, and you and others will be best off awaiting that judgement.

To where should their voices be directed? Or is it sufficient that people are simply making some noise?

I have a question about Maldame, and whether or not she was a conquest of yours. I should clarify. Did Firestorm of Marblehead vanquish her in the end? And if so, was she afforded a funeral at great public expense? Did Bumptious and the dwarves mourn the Iron Maiden, or did they give themselves over to a sing-along of Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead?

reels off some questions in a nervous and bumbling manner:

You recently said you thought it best for KM to languish in its own deep, dark dungeon. Presumably you're actually very keen for it to make a return? If so, what would you see as the target demographic - would it remain a children's show, would it target 'first generation' fans etc.? Is this flexible depending on who commissions/pays for the show and what their own objectives are or do to have a firm idea of what a new KM should be?

Will the YouTube episode be indicative of what a new KM would be like or is it still free to go in various directions?

What do you think the chances are of a new series and would you be at the helm?