<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[In A Room (parody of er...In a Room by Dodgy)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Has anyone done this one? Even if they have, seemed like an obvious choice for my first effort...</p>
<p dir="auto">In a room, there's two fireplaces</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't know why I'm telling you this</p>
<p dir="auto">Take the pie, beware of the scorpion</p>
<p dir="auto">Why don't we always just turn right?</p>
<p dir="auto">If we are now questing again</p>
<p dir="auto">Surely this will never end</p>
<p dir="auto">Unless you fall down that hole in the floor</p>
<p dir="auto">What's waiting for you behind the door?</p>
<p dir="auto">In a room, one of those stone faces</p>
<p dir="auto">You need good knowledge to be a knight</p>
<p dir="auto">In a room, lifeforce slowly wasting</p>
<p dir="auto">There’s something wrong here, let’s go right</p>
<p dir="auto">If we are now questing again</p>
<p dir="auto">Surely this will never end</p>
<p dir="auto">Unless we fail on Arthurian lore</p>
<p dir="auto">What's waiting for you behind the door?</p>
<p dir="auto">As I shuffle through a large blue room</p>
<p dir="auto">Too blind to study the emptiness</p>
<p dir="auto">In a room there's only so much space (so much space)</p>
<p dir="auto">A lone soul playing in loneliness</p>
<p dir="auto">Did not pick up the key</p>
<p dir="auto">I've gone and locked myself in for good (locked himself in for good)</p>
<p dir="auto">No one can reach me</p>
<p dir="auto">No one hears my voice anymore</p>
<p dir="auto">Not anymore...</p>
<p dir="auto">If we are now questing again</p>
<p dir="auto">Surely this will never end</p>
<p dir="auto">Unless you walk into a buzzing saw</p>
<p dir="auto">What's waiting for you behind the door?</p>
<p dir="auto">If we are now questing again</p>
<p dir="auto">Surely this will never end</p>
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