You met Mogdred on a vale

Invented epic fail

Bet your teachers weren't too proud

You couldn't dispel SHROUD

Can't you spell it? Oh no

Can't you spell it? Oh no

Can't you spell it? Oh no

Can't you tell it's got an O in

One little letter omitted. How?

We don't know

Don't say stalactite though

Nor do we know how the hell

You earned a SHOVEL spell

It's

"Not for digging" Oh no

Can you listen? Oh no

"Not for digging" Oh no

Can't you frigging write it down?

You really are a poor Dungeon crew

And that's why Cedric'll bludgeon you

It's not SPADE

And so he put your lights out

Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

Treguard, DISMISS, oh yeah

Treguard, DISMISS, cast it now

Farewell to Neil, Jason and Craig and Mark

Spent nearly all your quest in the dark

In a shrud

And now it's time to shove off

Can you spell it?

Can you spell it?

Can you spell it?

Can you spell it?