Oh what a fright

Late October back in '89

What a shiver it sent up my spine

'Cause I remember what a fright

Oh what a fright

You know she didn't even give her name

Was Ross ever going to flee her game?

What a lady, what a night

Oh I, I got a funny feeling while she hung in the gloom

Her face: what I would call an 'organ harvest moon'

Oh what a fright

Scrutinising and terrorising us

Even Mogdred caught an early bus

Sheer, horrendous - what a fright

And in came Ross on a quest for Mellisandre

Morghanna left an axe to a hasten a bloody blunder

Oh what a fright

Oh I, I got a funny feeling when they walked in the room

So new, a rocky tightrope on a pit of doom

Oh what a fright

Knightmare memories rising from their plight

Seemed they'd make it but were too far right

What a pity

What a fright

And so Morghanna went back into the Old Realm

'Til Martin crossed her path and couldn't retain a cold helm...

Oh what a fright