<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of The Wombling Song]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Original song <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQMMPFtoG4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">here</a>. Written and sung by Mike Batt, who did likewise with the theme song of CITV favourite <a href="http://www.knightmare.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&amp;t=315&amp;p=13994#p13992" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">The Dreamstone</a>.</p>
<p dir="auto">Underworld, overground</p>
<p dir="auto">Friends number three</p>
<p dir="auto">The dungeoneers of Knightmare Castle are we</p>
<p dir="auto">Making good use of the things that we find</p>
<p dir="auto">Things we can see though we're partially blind</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard is scarier</p>
<p dir="auto">We can remember the fays that he faced and his dungeon rhymes</p>
<p dir="auto">There's no map of this world</p>
<p dir="auto">Onward we traipse and we pray that it won't turn gory</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneers have to rely on the team</p>
<p dir="auto">If there's a spider we hope they won't scream</p>
<p dir="auto">Underwhelmed, overwhelmed</p>
<p dir="auto">Friends number three</p>
<p dir="auto">We hope one can spell or it's curtains you see</p>
<p dir="auto">People are watching with terror and glee</p>
<p dir="auto">Will we crash out or complete Level Three?</p>
<p dir="auto">We trust in the words our advisors will say</p>
<p dir="auto">If we hear "sidestep left" we must obey</p>
<p dir="auto">Knightmare indelibly</p>
<p dir="auto">Utterly seizes us as we attempt to be the best</p>
<p dir="auto">Be it chalice or shield</p>
<p dir="auto">Pick up the pieces and make them into winning quests</p>
<p dir="auto">And then we'll rest</p>
<p dir="auto">Underworld, overground</p>
<p dir="auto">Friends number three</p>
<p dir="auto">The dungeoneers of Knightmare Castle are we</p>
<p dir="auto">Making good use of the things that we find</p>
<p dir="auto">Except when we leave the corr-ect one behind</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2666/parody-of-the-wombling-song</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 14:23:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2666.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2014 13:17:15 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The Wombling Song on Sun, 18 May 2014 18:14:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">This is a perfect parody! Love it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47321</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47321</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Greystagg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2014 18:14:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The Wombling Song on Fri, 16 May 2014 23:22:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><em>applauds</em></p>
<p dir="auto">Well done!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47275</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/47275</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gretel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2014 23:22:27 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>