<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Rhinestone Cowboy by Glen Campbell]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's Series 7 and Smirkenorff has decided to get choosy about the fare. <a href="http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/campbell-glen/rhinestone-cowboy-655.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Lyrics</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">video</a></p>
<p dir="auto">I've been flyin' these skies so long</p>
<p dir="auto">Hearin' the same old bongs</p>
<p dir="auto">I know every crag in these dirty great rocks of Bruin</p>
<p dir="auto">To get you from here 'cross to there</p>
<p dir="auto">I usually ask for a fare</p>
<p dir="auto">Like some metal or mints</p>
<p dir="auto">There's been a lot of compromisin'</p>
<p dir="auto">But from now I am advisin'</p>
<p dir="auto">That I'll only fly for a gem that's shinin' at me</p>
<p dir="auto">Like a firestone now, boy</p>
<p dir="auto">Red and bright in my saddle if you want to make me go</p>
<p dir="auto">I'd like a firestone now, boy</p>
<p dir="auto">Not more gold and silver from children I don't even know</p>
<p dir="auto">No longer will I stoop - swoop - so low</p>
<p dir="auto">Well, I really don't like Lord Fear</p>
<p dir="auto">And I didn't speak for a year</p>
<p dir="auto">If you don't mind my spine, dungeoneer, then I'll take you the wrong way</p>
<p dir="auto">And one day I'll retire to a pit</p>
<p dir="auto">With a sometime jester and a dungeoneer sharing their wit</p>
<p dir="auto">With a subway token and a dollar tucked inside my shoe</p>
<p dir="auto">It may not sound too enterprisin'</p>
<p dir="auto">For my pension I'm advisin'</p>
<p dir="auto">That I want a vault full of gems that shine up at me...</p>
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