<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Reasons To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury & The Blockheads]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Drawing inspiration from the parody 'Reasons To Be Fearful' in Charlie Brooker's 2014 Wipe. <a href="http://www.iandury.com/Singles/index6.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Original lyrics</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIMNXogXnvE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">official video</a></p>
<p dir="auto">It is a dungeon path you tread</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't let your Life Force go to red</p>
<p dir="auto">x5</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Never need a brolly</p>
<p dir="auto">Cedric and Folly</p>
<p dir="auto">The mining trolley, or cart</p>
<p dir="auto">Hammers on troll heads</p>
<p dir="auto">And Bhal-Shebah's red</p>
<p dir="auto">Looking upon Mogdred</p>
<p dir="auto">The dice room start</p>
<p dir="auto">Playing with a plunger</p>
<p dir="auto">Getting rid of hunger</p>
<p dir="auto">Mister Scaramonger: will they buy it?</p>
<p dir="auto">Potions on the table, always read the label</p>
<p dir="auto">Guildmaster from Fable: Hugo Myatt</p>
<p dir="auto">From Lissard into Marta</p>
<p dir="auto">The levels getting harder</p>
<p dir="auto">Melly and Gundrada, in the stocks</p>
<p dir="auto">Skarkill when he's hobbling</p>
<p dir="auto">Sylvester when he's nobbling</p>
<p dir="auto">Christopher the goblin, eaten up by blocks</p>
<p dir="auto">The choice of two doorways, better if it's more ways</p>
<p dir="auto">When you got through the four days to reach Friday</p>
<p dir="auto">Elves being cheeky</p>
<p dir="auto">The doors that sound so creaky</p>
<p dir="auto">Casual fan or geeky, come and play</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">With your tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Leaving out a letter</p>
<p dir="auto">Outfit of Stiletta's</p>
<p dir="auto">Tricky riddle setters</p>
<p dir="auto">Dickon versus Malice</p>
<p dir="auto">Pieces of the Chalice</p>
<p dir="auto">Fear dressed up as Harris</p>
<p dir="auto">Ariadne's dinner</p>
<p dir="auto">Level 3 and winners</p>
<p dir="auto">A boy you know from Pinner</p>
<p dir="auto">Merlin, Motley, Pickle</p>
<p dir="auto">The serpent's tongue to lick all</p>
<p dir="auto">Simon's big fall</p>
<p dir="auto">Spells that need dispelling</p>
<p dir="auto">Passwords that need telling</p>
<p dir="auto">And the guarded chambers with a well in</p>
<p dir="auto">Looking in a spyglass</p>
<p dir="auto">Dragons on a fly-past</p>
<p dir="auto">Dungeoneers who die fast</p>
<p dir="auto">Teams in losing status</p>
<p dir="auto">Bell at the hiatus</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard is the greatest</p>
<p dir="auto">Victims of Morghanna</p>
<p dir="auto">Finding a banana</p>
<p dir="auto">Action, humour, drama</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare with tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Reasons to watch Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">With your tea</p>
<p dir="auto">Yes yes, be sure</p>
<p dir="auto">There are lots more</p>
<p dir="auto">More reasons to watch Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">Brother... Mace</p>
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