<![CDATA[D-I-S-M-I-S-S (parody of D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette)]]>Treguard on a Series 5 team who were helped and let off a whole bunch of times!

Original lyrics and video.

Our latest team of four seemed bold and bright when they began

But we spell out the clues and they don't seem to understand

They B-A-G a skull that's F-L-O-A-T-I-N-G

But they heard the flying gob just now, and they almost left it be

So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say

Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away

I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success

Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S-S

For some while, they think and dither on this gift causeway

And they think S-I-R H-U-G-H came just to play

I spell out all they have to do, and shake my head when they're dense

It's time to spell away this team that's flippin' got no sense

So D-I-S-M-I-S-S, is all I have to say

Me and Pickle (E-L-F) will now send you away

I'd love to say your quest has been an F-U-double-L success

Oh but it's a total flop, so D-I-S-M-I-S...S.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2776/d-i-s-m-i-s-s-parody-of-d-i-v-o-r-c-e-by-tammy-wynetteRSS for NodeTue, 15 Sep 2026 14:15:59 GMTSat, 16 May 2015 02:12:35 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to D-I-S-M-I-S-S (parody of D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette) on Tue, 19 May 2015 21:30:13 GMT]]>Cheers! I was surprised to find this hadn't already been done, as it seemed both obvious and familiar - perhaps I vaguely remembered seeing the one you linked to. Took me a while to think of something that would fit, but I quite like how it turned out! Amusingly, your parody now seems like a response to mine.

]]>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48336https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48336Tue, 19 May 2015 21:30:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to D-I-S-M-I-S-S (parody of D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette) on Tue, 19 May 2015 20:47:10 GMT]]>In my experience, the song parodies which focus on one aspect of Knightmare throughout are the most satisfying to write, and I enjoyed seeing you succeed here. Despite being familiar with the original song, and even parodying a parody of it, I don't think I'd ever actually listened to it before, so thank you for that too.

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