<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Oh...oh dear...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">NOOOOOOOOOOO!</p>
<p dir="auto"><em>deep breath</em></p>
<p dir="auto">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</p>
<p dir="auto">Keenplayers on the Challenge? forum is trying to get Challenge? to buy the rights to Funhouse! Was this not the very show that replaced Knightmare? Were children not scared witless by the mullet of Pat Sharp?</p>
<p dir="auto">DON'T LET IT HAPPEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!</p>
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<p dir="auto">Made by the same people of course.</p>
<p dir="auto">You COULD say it is 'virtually impossible' to replace Knightmare!</p>
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<p dir="auto">I loved Funhouse as much as i loved Finder Keepers &amp; terror towers but all these where second place compared to Knightmare.</p>
<p dir="auto">Thing about funhouse i liked was the women but when i was a kid it got me excited about going on holiday playing in the funhouse.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20429</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20429</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fear]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2004 00:39:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Fri, 19 Mar 2004 17:56:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Made by the same people of course.</p>
<p dir="auto">You COULD say it is 'virtually impossible' to replace Knightmare!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20237</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20237</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Kieran]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 17:56:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Fri, 19 Mar 2004 03:45:57 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It was Virtually Impossible that took Knightmare's place in the Friday schedules in '95 and '96, from what I remember. As if it were possible to replace Knightmare... <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f620.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--angry" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="&gt;:(" alt="😠" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20196</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/20196</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Willowherb]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 03:45:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 08 Jan 2004 18:11:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Funhouse was great!  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16807</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/16807</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[KFan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2004 18:11:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Tue, 16 Dec 2003 00:23:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Just covering my tracks.  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15220</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15220</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2003 00:23:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 22:03:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Notice the cheeky smiley at the end of my previous post here. It was only mentioned as the joke (a little humour) and not to be taken too literally.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15207</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15207</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 22:03:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Mon, 15 Dec 2003 02:01:17 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Oh, don't worry, I added those asterisks myself.</p>
<p dir="auto">With fewer asterisks it would have read as Ph<em>l C</em>ll<em>ns and C</em>l<em>n</em> D**n. I just didn't want to make GG more furious than he already was.  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f609.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--wink" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=";)" alt="😉" /></p>
<p dir="auto">Unless you count those 'pop stars' as swear words, and to be honest I wouldn't disagree on that point...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15152</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 02:01:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Sun, 14 Dec 2003 21:01:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /> How dear you guys use such bad words in this forum! Shame on you lot!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15118</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15118</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 21:01:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:41:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I had to link it back to fun House somehow, and a joke at P*** C****** and C***** D*** seemed the way to go.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15112</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15112</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 17:41:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:30:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I'd set Festus on FrightKnight for mentioning Phil Collins if I hadn't already sent the old quasi-canine after him for the repeated mention of Evil Celine. I love the Celine joke, by the way, apart from the fact it reminds me of her existence.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15048</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/15048</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2003 22:30:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 17:23:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That was a good show, too. The old cautionary message of 'Stay away from Mum and Dad's bedroom' still sticks with me.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14420</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14420</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 17:23:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 17:19:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Several people have posted on the Forum in favour of Funhouse (and its presenter), several people have posted against it. Everyone is more than entitled to their own opinions. I just think it's a shame for Funhouse to get partially blamed for Knightmare stopping, just because the schedulers moved Funhouse's day and time.</p>
<p dir="auto">Whenever I think of Funhouse I also think of Finders Keepers, the show with Neil Bucha(n)nan where children tore the rooms in a studio house to bits, on a kind of treasure hunt.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14419</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14419</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 17:19:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 15:14:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Glad to steer away from what cold have been a really rather distubing thread.</p>
<p dir="auto">Although I think I was a bit late on that one...</p>
<p dir="auto">But anyway.</p>
<p dir="auto">Fun house. Cracking programme. Never realised it only finished in 1999.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14400</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14400</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 15:14:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 11:20:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">FUNHOUSE! Here we go again!  ;D</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14397</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14397</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Fidjit]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 11:20:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Thu, 04 Dec 2003 01:22:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Rates alongside the little blad man, Phil Collins at the pinnacle of pap.</p>
<p dir="auto">A true Knightmare (o-ho!) would be if they duetted on the Fun House theme tune!</p>
<p dir="auto">HELL ON EARTH!  <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14359</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14359</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2003 01:22:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 19:32:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">(Since digression is the order of the day, can I just mention a scene from the adult cartoon series Family Guy? One of the characters witnessed an armed robbery and then identified the culprit in an identity parade; after which his father says to him: 'Why didn't you say that Celine Dion did it? You blew our one chance to put that showboating Canadian wench away for good.'  ;D)</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14326</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14326</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 19:32:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:05:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">What forum am I in again? Something to do with Celine Dion was i- oops.</p>
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<p dir="auto">OOPS INDEED FRIEND!!!!!!!   <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f62e.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--open_mouth" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":o" alt="😮" /></p>
<p dir="auto">You may want your heart to go on but she damn near stopped mine thru sheer boredom.......  :-[</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14319</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14319</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Snowcat]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 17:05:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 01:26:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">What forum am I in again? Something to do with Celine Dion was i- oops.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14292</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14292</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 01:26:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:30:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">It's only when the conversation oh so naturally shifts to wombles passing on sexually transmitted diseases to fading tennis "stars" that you realise quite how appropriate the title of this thread was.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14277</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14277</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:30:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:25:04 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">This may just be tabloid gossip, but after the Wimbledon tennis tournament one year, wasn't Boris Becker caught in a broom cupboard with a Womble?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Only for a few seconds, allegedly. But yes, definitely a womble.</p>
<p dir="auto">I wouldn't mind the Wombles extending their filth pile to where they play the tennis. Hopefully they could thereby infect Tim Henman with some Womble-to-Human disease, so he won't be around to build lots of gullible people's hopes that he might actually win next year. Perhaps that was what the Womble was trying to do to Boris in the Broom Cupboard- it just got the wrong guy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14276</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14276</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2003 00:25:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:50:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">This may just be tabloid gossip, but after the Wimbledon tennis tournament one year, wasn't Boris Becker caught in a broom cupboard with a Womble?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14263</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14263</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:50:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:42:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I don't think I am one though. All this making good use of the things they they find business was a sham, really. They just horded stuff for no good reason, which made Wimbledon Common a filthy stinking disease-ridden hellhole. Wimbledon Council came and exterminated them for the sake of public heath, the evil scheming little tramps.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Riminds me of some people near where I lived, who camped temporarily for a few weeks on a grassy area just off the main dual carriagway across from our local Asda. They left eventually and those dirty filthy 'scumpots' left a dirty mess of rubbish along the grassy bit where they had been. I reacon that they might be related to those Wombles then!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14260</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14260</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MoanaLiza]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:42:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:59:11 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I didn't realise your views were that strong on wombles GG. I shall never mention them again in your prescence.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Heh, nor did I until I started writing that. If that's how I get in describing something pretty harmless to anyone outside Wimbledon, I hate to think what state I'd work myself into in commenting on someone truly evil, upsetting or offensive. So no-one mention Celine Dion, okay?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14250</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14250</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GrimaldineGrimwold]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:59:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Oh...oh dear... on Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:45:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I didn't realise your views were that strong on wombles GG. I shall never mention them again in your prescence.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14246</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/14246</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[FrightKnight]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2003 20:45:28 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>