<![CDATA[Parody of PoP! Goes My Heart]]>Last year, we learned that Helen from Series 4 commented aloud during a practice room about a chicken being plastic. In this parody of PoP! Goes My Heart by PoP! (the fictional '80s band from the film Music and Lyrics), a conflicted dungeoneer is trying, for the sake of the watchers, to ignore the inner voice that is telling him/her that the clue objects aren't real.

Official audio of full song

I never thought that I could be so mystified

Every time that I look at the fakers' pies

The shock inside me that quills just can't inscribe

And I must keep feigning

Some device I'm meant to use to be a spy

Even though my advisors said "magnify"

Those shiny bars cause much denial

They aren't gold and silver

I said I wasn't gonna doubt the bread

But then "Prop!" goes my heart

I wasn't gonna scorn what Treguard said

And I just can't let it show

They don't use the real things

The precious stones may look real to you

But you're far away

And I'm biting my tongue today

You mustn't see that the chicken's not quite true

My belief is straining

I said I wasn't gonna doubt the bread

But then "Prop!" goes my heart

I wasn't gonna scorn what Treguard said

And I just can't let you know

They don't use the real things

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