[Cliff sings to McGrew:]

If you cleave, don't cleave now

Please don't take my hide away

Leave me to become a knight

And we'll go our separate ways

We always had time to decide

But now it's fading fast

Doom has beckoned, we don't notice:

You're Scottish, but a non-Scot's been cast

We spellcast D-A-N-C-E

I won't stay put to hear your pleas

I heed you not and I just cannot see

That I was wrong to get away Scot-free

[Cliff sings to the floating sword:]

If you cleave, I will die

I won't last another day

But if you leave, please don't hack

Make it clean and the blood won't spray

Standing here I must acknowledge

We should have helped McGrew

Heaven knows what happens now

I've got to, I've gotta flee from you

I dodge you once, I dodge you twice

I miss the green room with the dice

I need McGrew like I needed him then

I wonder if his jig will end

You stab me once, you stab me twice

The quest is over in a trice

I need McGrew like I needed him then

Perhaps one quest he'll make a friend

A sword came once, a sword came twice

And neither time was very nice

Now we're dismissed, so it's dinnertime then

But I can't face fresh meat again

Today