<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody sings about herself. Based on The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6e3GJCjow" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.prefabsprout.net/lyrics/kingofrocknroll.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">La la la la la la la la la la la la laaa</p>
<p dir="auto">La la la la la la la la la la la la laaa</p>
<p dir="auto">All the lazy teenage oafs</p>
<p dir="auto">Are now busy dodging ghosts</p>
<p dir="auto">But I know they won't attack or haunt me</p>
<p dir="auto">If the skulls get in my face</p>
<p dir="auto">I remind them of their place</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm the crone of Series 4 completely</p>
<p dir="auto">Into Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">Just need a lair</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Malice thinks she's boss</p>
<p dir="auto">And I let her, it's no loss</p>
<p dir="auto">One day she'll be double crossed, swiftly</p>
<p dir="auto">Let old Hordriss row with Mace</p>
<p dir="auto">While I build my power base</p>
<p dir="auto">The ambition I have had is sweeping</p>
<p dir="auto">New broom, this room</p>
<p dir="auto">Sweep it clean, maybe (magic!)</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Get out, child</p>
<p dir="auto">Wicked and witchy</p>
<p dir="auto">Right there in Knightmare in fright there in might oh yeah</p>
<p dir="auto">Crooked and bitchy</p>
<p dir="auto">Might scare in Knightmare and I'm Erin I'm oh yeah</p>
<p dir="auto">Now how's this to beat all shocks?</p>
<p dir="auto">I've got Merlin in the stocks!</p>
<p dir="auto">May infect him with the pox discreetly</p>
<p dir="auto">Mouldy Mildread flew away</p>
<p dir="auto">Mrs. Grimwold had her day</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm the crone of Series 4 completely</p>
<p dir="auto">Years on, I'll thrive</p>
<p dir="auto">In Knightmare Live (old bag!)</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody</p>
<p dir="auto">Old bag, dungeon hag</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2814/parody-of-the-king-of-rock-n-roll-by-prefab-sprout</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 15:05:37 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/2814.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2015 16:33:52 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout on Sun, 08 Nov 2015 15:18:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Not one I'm especially pleased with but I'm glad it has been enjoyed, especially by someone who remembers the original song's release.</p>
<p dir="auto">Mistress Goody only appeared in two quests ('often' is pushing it) and was never listed in the credits (though Treguard named her on screen and she named herself). Whether she was powerful enough to capture Merlin, or was simply on guard duty, is never made clear. There is a possible link between her and <a href="http://interactive.knightmare.org.uk/lexicon/entry/Badwife" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">a character</a> in one of the Knightmare computer games. Here are clips of Goody's <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJ5yYADpdI" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">first</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VILAEYrIk" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">last</a> appearances.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48676</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48676</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Drassil]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2015 15:18:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout on Mon, 26 Oct 2015 22:25:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">My knowledge of the series must seem very basic to others as have no idea (or to put it better, unable to recall) who Mistress Goody even is - or what she represents - but it was mentioned the character <strong>does</strong> appear in a later series than what we have been shown on Challenge thus far, so looks like we're going to be properly introduced (once again) in due course.</p>
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<p dir="auto">I don't think <em>anyone</em> knows exactly who she's meant to be! She has very few speaking appearances, and what she does say is quite nonsensical and pointless. It's not at all surprising that you don't remember her. <img src="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=cbb8c768457" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48647</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48647</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Canadanne]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2015 22:25:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout on Mon, 26 Oct 2015 21:44:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">My knowledge of the series must seem very basic to others as have no idea (or to put it better, unable to recall) who Mistress Goody even is - or what she represents - but it was mentioned the character <strong>does</strong> appear in a later series than what we have been shown on Challenge thus far, so looks like we're going to be properly introduced (once again) in due course.</p>
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<p dir="auto">You'll notice her in Level 1 of Series 4, often in the Eye Shield room with Malice, making a broom sweep dust with magic and (once) putting Merlin in the stocks. Pickle (or was it Treguard?) names her once as "Goody".</p>
<p dir="auto">In any case - great parody, David. Of all the subjects I thought would never be mentioned...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48645</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48645</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Pooka]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2015 21:44:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of The King of Rock 'N' Roll by Prefab Sprout on Mon, 26 Oct 2015 15:56:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I bought this on vinyl back in the 1980's, came with a B side but don't ask me what the other track was.</p>
<p dir="auto">My knowledge of the series must seem very basic to others as have no idea (or to put it better, unable to recall) who Mistress Goody even is - or what she represents - but it was mentioned the character <strong>does</strong> appear in a later series than what we have been shown on Challenge thus far, so looks like we're going to be properly introduced (once again) in due course.</p>
<p dir="auto">Yes I <strong>did</strong> enjoy the parody also, sorry for rambling.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48644</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/48644</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[EvelynMason]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2015 15:56:16 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>