<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Dolts, Elita (Parody of Dolce Vita by Ryan Paris)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A fan of Elita sympathises with what the cavern elf has to put up with, with reference to Series 5 Quest 3, Series 6 Quest 6 and Series 5 Quest 6 (I've included links to official CITV clips of the scenes in question). Based on Dolce Vita by Ryan Paris. <a href="http://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/Ryan_Paris:Dolce_Vita" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Original lyrics</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbLRGBwXu0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">official audio</a></p>
<p dir="auto">[<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff-mFPcYQsE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Clip</a>]</p>
<p dir="auto">You seem to like the occult, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">The symbols on the floor</p>
<p dir="auto">But you're disturbed by some dolts, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">Gonna scream, "No more!"</p>
<p dir="auto">They bring their quest to a halt, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">Discussing their red gem</p>
<p dir="auto">I wouldn't say it's your fault, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">You got fed up of them</p>
<p dir="auto">'Twas their last chance</p>
<p dir="auto">Together with your gob again</p>
<p dir="auto">They won't advance</p>
<p dir="auto">Beyond the blades and darkness</p>
<p dir="auto">Say you'll let them all get sliced</p>
<p dir="auto">Say you won't be soft or nice</p>
<p dir="auto">Sophia gave you a jolt, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">Said, "You're a faceache too"</p>
<p dir="auto">Then in your wound she rubbed salt, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">Called you a dragon's poo [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6g59pLfrak" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Clip</a>]</p>
<p dir="auto">Then from the blue came a bolt, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">Skarkill with Grippa and Rhark</p>
<p dir="auto">Use magic pipes on the dolt, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">He'll dance into the dark</p>
<p dir="auto">'Twas the last time</p>
<p dir="auto">A dungeoneer was rude to you</p>
<p dir="auto">Too great a crime</p>
<p dir="auto">And soon she dropped in darkness</p>
<p dir="auto">Say you'll always troublemake</p>
<p dir="auto">Tell the world they're faceaches</p>
<p dir="auto">'Twas the last time</p>
<p dir="auto">A dungeoneer was rude to you</p>
<p dir="auto">Too great a crime</p>
<p dir="auto">And soon she dropped in darkness</p>
<p dir="auto">Say you'll never scrape or bow</p>
<p dir="auto">Tell the world they're faceaches now</p>
<p dir="auto">How do you cope with the dolts, Elita</p>
<p dir="auto">That keep bugging you?</p>
<p dir="auto">Must be because you're a record beater</p>
<p dir="auto">At turning the air blue</p>
<p dir="auto">[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLEA2CF23To" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Clip</a>]</p>
<p dir="auto">You lost your voice</p>
<p dir="auto">And didn't shut up even then</p>
<p dir="auto">Given the choice</p>
<p dir="auto">Before you leave the Dungeon</p>
<p dir="auto">We must all accept the truth</p>
<p dir="auto">There's no bouche like your bouche</p>
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