I'm walking backwards for Knightmare

Across the levels three

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare

But not turning back, you see

They've tried walking sideways

And stepping down a hole

But backwards it's got to be

To save us from the king of the trolls

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare

There's nothing I can't do

A Worcestershire lad, I set out on a quest

A voice I did not lack

With my gob-and-a-half

Got Grimaldine his staff

And flew off on a dragon's back

I spied on Lord Fear himself, on his phone

With his lone Atlantean...an

And madly he schemed

Or at least that's the way it seemed, blimey

That a dangerous troll would rise

And we'd be pulverised

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare

Rewind the universe

I'm walking backwards for Knightmare

Smirky looks good in reverse

And so I brought back the hammer

And Bulstrode he got trolled

Majida looked sad, until

We saw the shield had gone gold

So if you walk backwards for Knightmare

You could be epic too

Thank you. And for an encore...

Akash: 'Ere, I didn't think much of that. I think that my quest was better.

Lillith: Get that child OUT OF HERE!