Hey people, young people, starin' at your screen

You're a discontented student and a regimented teen

I've no doubt you weren't about in 1989

But I'm glad I was, and it's all because, TV back then was divine

Ooh I've been on tours down the corridors

Where the poison bats bring new doom

Heard the voices and questioned choices teams made in their clue rooms

I feared for Mellisandre, and feared Morghanna, on Ross's quest to collect FREE

I've seen a pair of dice

Watching Knightmare Series 3

Please people, young people, don't just walk away

'Cause I have this need to tell you why the TV's worse today

There's so little new to see, no power to surprise

Don't you want to know of the children's show that enthralled ten million eyes?

Oh I've seen Medusa and a Confuser

Who scared the goblins away

I found it daunting when deadly hauntings

Would hang around the wellway

I've been addressed by Treguard and had my day marred

By Mogdred's demonic glee

I've seen a pair of dice

Watching Knightmare Series 3

Hey, you know when Knightmare was? It was Fridays

A fantasy they created about people and places and a kid that can't see

And what Series 3 is?

It's that brittle maybe of hoping

And it's that loss, reality dawning

Adventures worth having, though they made no knights

That's truth, accepted

Sometimes I feel I'm smartin' for teams like Martin's

Whose quests were almost complete

Oh they knew no beetles but their defeat'll stay with me as a feat

I spend my life deploring

The strife so boring

That we've had since on TV

Hey people, I miss the pair of dice

Rolled in Knightmare Series 3

[Fading out]

Saw one elf-maiden who took a blade an'

Attacked an ogreish foe

I miss the pair of dice, Knightmare Series 3

I've watched a viking who had no liking

When magic made a boy grow

I miss the pair of dice, Knightmare Series 3

Heard jokes from jesters

And roars from Festus

And Merlin spell ENERGY...