The people's mage wears deepest red

With matching streaks upon his head

But do not think him stiff and cold

His heart is made of purest gold

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So praise the stars that Hordriss came

To light our way with magic flame

Though goblins flinch and run to Fear

You're safe with Red Mage, dungeoneer

He scared a skull ghost from his place

Gave added scales to Brother Mace

To Motley's voice he took offence

He cursed Sir Hugh and made him dense

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It's Simon he first looked upon

In Series 3, then he was gone

He wasn't scared of Leo's sword

He only left 'cause he got bored

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The spells he gives can save the day

Though what BUT did, we cannot say

A spanner might stop moving floors

But Hordriss magic opens doors

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It suited him to help the good

And fitted with his fatherhood

While beggar, tortoise, witch or cat

He still was great, remember that

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With head in helmet swear we all

To praise him in each hallowed hall

In dungeons dark or caverns grim

And will not call his daughter dim

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