<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[FREE Spell! '88 (parody of Freedom! '90 by George Michael)]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Sung from the point of view of dungeoneer Mark Wickson, on the verge of FREE being spellcast to make his team the first winners of Knightmare. Based on Freedom! '90 by George Michael. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Video</a>, <a href="http://lyrics.wikia.com/wiki/George_Michael:Freedom_90" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">I will not mess it up</p>
<p dir="auto">Gotta have some faith in the team</p>
<p dir="auto">It's the one good thing that I've got</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">So please don't give me up</p>
<p dir="auto">Because I would really, really love to live the dream</p>
<p dir="auto">Heaven knows I was just a young boy</p>
<p dir="auto">There was more that I wanted to be</p>
<p dir="auto">I went every day to some old school in Oxfordshire</p>
<p dir="auto">And no way was it enough for me</p>
<p dir="auto">I watched Knightmare</p>
<p dir="auto">Said "I'll go there"</p>
<p dir="auto">Found three friends who wouldn't scare</p>
<p dir="auto">On your Children's ITV</p>
<p dir="auto">But today the way I play the game is not the same</p>
<p dir="auto">No way</p>
<p dir="auto">Think I'm gonna get me victory</p>
<p dir="auto">I think there's something to admit</p>
<p dir="auto">I think that there's no shame in it</p>
<p dir="auto">Back when you watched all this begin</p>
<p dir="auto">Did you think anyone would win?</p>
<p dir="auto">"Oh... what a pity, never mind"</p>
<p dir="auto">"A dagger's no use if you're blind"</p>
<p dir="auto">I just thought, for goodness' sake</p>
<p dir="auto">I'll beat the dungeon, make no mistake</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to do now</p>
<p dir="auto">Is take these letters and make a spell somehow</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to see</p>
<p dir="auto">Is that the F's before the R</p>
<p dir="auto">And then it's the double E</p>
<p dir="auto">E E</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I will not mess it up</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Gotta have some faith in the team</p>
<p dir="auto">(We've got the silver spurs to take)</p>
<p dir="auto">It's the one good thing that I've got</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">So please don't give me up</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Because I would really, really love to live the dream</p>
<p dir="auto">Level 1 had started with Folly</p>
<p dir="auto">In the kitchen a maid greeted me</p>
<p dir="auto">She was cooking toads, she must have been off her trolley</p>
<p dir="auto">She was living in a fantasy</p>
<p dir="auto">We rang a bell</p>
<p dir="auto">Went down a well</p>
<p dir="auto">And Merlin gave us a FREEZER spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Then we got to Level 3</p>
<p dir="auto">But today the way I play the game has got to change</p>
<p dir="auto">Oh yeah</p>
<p dir="auto">Now I need a sprig of energy</p>
<p dir="auto">I stopped a gargoyle feeling blue</p>
<p dir="auto">Met Merlin for another clue</p>
<p dir="auto">I have the letters F, R, E</p>
<p dir="auto">And guessed what they'll turn out to be</p>
<p dir="auto">A SUN spell helped me find the way</p>
<p dir="auto">A SLEEP spell kept the croc at bay</p>
<p dir="auto">I just hope you won't suggest</p>
<p dir="auto">Sometimes the maid is not worth the quest</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to do now</p>
<p dir="auto">Is take these letters and make a spell somehow</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to see</p>
<p dir="auto">Is that the F's before the R</p>
<p dir="auto">And then it's the double E</p>
<p dir="auto">E E</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I will not mess it up</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Gotta have some faith in the team</p>
<p dir="auto">(We've got the silver spurs to take)</p>
<p dir="auto">It's the one good thing that I've got</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">I won't let you down</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">So please don't give me up</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Because I would really, really love to live the dream</p>
<p dir="auto">Well it looks like the road to heaven</p>
<p dir="auto">Leading out past the guillotine</p>
<p dir="auto">And I knew this way Mogdred was mastered</p>
<p dir="auto">We'd have a victory scene</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't forget my name: Mark Wickson</p>
<p dir="auto">First winning dungeoneer</p>
<p dir="auto">And there were seven more</p>
<p dir="auto">Through Treguard's door</p>
<p dir="auto">All following my team of four</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Four of a kind</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget we're four of a kind</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">Don't you forget</p>
<p dir="auto">And after all this time</p>
<p dir="auto">I just hope you won't suggest</p>
<p dir="auto">Sometimes the maid</p>
<p dir="auto">Is not worth the quest</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to do now</p>
<p dir="auto">Is take these letters and make a spell somehow</p>
<p dir="auto">All we have to see</p>
<p dir="auto">Is that the F's before the R</p>
<p dir="auto">And then it's the double E</p>
<p dir="auto">E E</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Our FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">We've got the silver spurs to take</p>
<p dir="auto">FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">We're casting our FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">Our FREE spell</p>
<p dir="auto">We've got the silver spurs to take</p>
<p dir="auto">We've got the silver spurs, the silver spurs</p>
<p dir="auto">May not be what you want to see</p>
<p dir="auto">Sorry, folks but Gretel's free</p>
<p dir="auto">There's her face now</p>
<p dir="auto">I get to live</p>
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