In the caverns of Level 2

At the wellway next to you

Is a team without a clue

How to spell things right on cue

Hit him with your quarterstaff

Hit him, hit him

Shout, insult him, have a laugh

Hit him, hit him, hit him

Hit him with your quarterstaff

Hit him twice and make it half

Hit him, hit him, hit him

In a room on Level 1

Is a quest that's all but done

Need a crayon, they've got none

Time for Grimwold, nowhere to run

Hit her with your ogre's club

Hit her, hit her

There's a helmet, she won't blub

Hit her, hit her, hit her

Hit her with your ogre's club

Make sure Festus gets some grub

Hit her, hit her, hit her

Hit him, hit her, hit them

Near the pink and purple hearth

In the ruins of old Dungarth

Guarding wells or guarding paths

Send them home for early baths

Blip them with your blipping stick

Blip them, blip them

Hurry, they might think you're thick

Blip them, blip them, blip them

Blip them with your blipping stick

Blip them, blop them, don't be slick

Blip them, blip them, blip them!