We arrived at the studio

With a dungeon to beat

But our dungeoneer Matt, well

He was getting cold feet

So while he sat there fretting

We snuck a look at the script

And once we knew what was coming

We went to Matt with some tips

If you like mean metal guardians

And getting caught in a rope

If you're not into ogres

If you walk tall with hope

If you like saying food the French way

Like croissant or like crepe

Then in a hut down in Holmgarth

We will spellcast ESCAPE

He didn't think that it was shady

To know the dangers ahead

And Matt's decision was made, he

Would saunter into the quest of which we'd read

When he rolled out the parchment

We knew that he could relax

We had a spell and he'd know it

It's the reverse of EPACSE

Yes, he liked green talking dragons

And wearing urns on his bonce

He's not much into potions

He is into croissants

We got him all the way to Level 2

Where we found lots of grape...s

And when Fear left him frozen

We'd helped him to escape

Later, Hands tried to tie rope

Magic scared him away

Then Matt flew to a portal

And to a second causeway

It was the site of our downfall

And in the short aftermath

We all posed for the camera

And off we swaggered to Bath

Yes, we liked mean metal guardians

And buying mints off Ah Wok

Dragon flights over oceans

And the new life force clock

And we liked shaking up the moondust

To get out of a scrape

Got adventure we'd looked for

And a spell called ESCAPE