Here I sit on my seat again

I feel the worse for wear

Is this hangover fair?

There's Treguard's face

Oh what a disgrace

To see that floating square

There's magic in my lair

Look, a boy standing

Here in my zone again

They wait for the punchline

You leave me unimpressed

At your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

Are you ashamed and stressed

At your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

You're helped by your spies

A helmet's on your head

Must be the healer

Because you're there

And I need some ice, oh I need some ice

To make me better

I feel like some old crone

How dare you bring no ice pack to my domain

You don't know it's crunch time

Akash, you weren't the best

In your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

You fall at my behest

From your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

You needed ice, oh you needed ice

To make me happy

And cross the zone

Your quest stops here

But will live on again

From ledge end to legend

The watchers' favourite jest

Is your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

And more than all the rest

It's a blunder filled, blunder filled quest

The watchers will attest

To your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

And I was but a guest

In your blunder filled, blunder filled quest

Blunder filled quest

It's a blunder filled quest