Hello there, Mrs. G.

What did you think when you saw me back in the crystal ball?

What did the kid say when he knew

It was his father walking tall?

Remember how we thought about a dungeon life

And you said, "That's the place to be"

And how I got the job as a violent slob

The day you married me?

We ate two kids and I was into chewing rock

But I just had to stomp around

It's been one year since I made it here

Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down

I am the dungeon ogre: Grim-W-O-L-D

Chasing all the dungeoneers in Knightmare Series 3

I might not use my voice to tell you you're my queen

Wonder what became of you in Episode 16

The stalkin' I did of that Simon kid

I did it far too slow

He got to an elf who called me fat

What a bitter blow

Oh before that I went for Cliff, but Mellisandre

She stopped me from getting too close

Then I found my way to him again, in our own wellway room

But down the well he goes

I am the dungeon ogre: Grim-W-O-L-D

Chasing all the dungeoneers in Knightmare Series 3

I might not use my voice to tell you you're my queen

Wonder what became of you in Episode 16

I'm making extra money doing demolition

'Cause I walk through doors, you see

I get thank you letters from a lot of people

For causing Casper's redundancy

I got a spot on the top of my head

Just begging for a new toupée

There's an aching my gut from when I bit your mutt

So his other two heads can stay

One day there was a crayon scheme

And a well that had to be drawn

But I thundered in and raised my arms

And Kelly was forlorn

Thinkin' that I should stop ogring

And run a market stall

Otherwise I'll bang my head

Up against a talking wall

Okay, missus, I see

You like Festus more than me

But, old girl, it must be said

You're less safe around him, 'cause he's a thoroughbred

I am the dungeon ogre: Grim-W-O-L-D

Chasing all the dungeoneers in Knightmare Series 3

I might not use my voice to tell you you're my queen

Wonder what became of you in Episode 16