Sung from the perspective of a latter-day Hugo Myatt a.k.a. Treguard. Official audio of Mandy; official karaoke (you know you want to) with original lyrics

Don't remember every quest

I forget some, I confess

The cycle of the years

Each phase of adventure

Greeting dungeoneers

Wond'ring: "Who sent ya?"

Knowing if they choose the cup

Pretty soon their number's up

Mondays at the start

Then it was Fridays

But always in my heart

The post-mortem catchphrase

Ooh nasty

Well you came and you gave into danger

And I sent you away

Ooh nasty

I dismissed you then said, "Enter, stranger"

There's a new game to play

Ooh nasty

And at the end of Series 8

Said farewell to something great

Though the details fade

Of spells and portals

The comments that I made

Continue immortal

Ooh nasty

Well you came and you gave into danger

And I sent you away

Ooh nasty

I dismissed you then said, "Enter, stranger"

There's a new game to play

Ooh nasty

Memories may be vague

Yet I am right there

When I recall the phrase

I spoke on Knightmare

Ooh nasty

Well you came and you gave into danger

And I sent you away

Ooh nasty

I dismissed you then said, "Enter, stranger"

There's a new game to play

Ooh nasty...