[In the dungeons you would never see] Treguard and Majida doing a rendition of "Don't you Want me Baby" in true Human League fashion.

Twelve years later, here it is. But not the way round that you might have been expecting. I'll let you work out who's singing which bit. Official video, lyrics

You were working as a greybeard in a castle base

When I met you

I helped you out, I propped you up, despite grumpy face

Gave three teams of winners too

And if I saw a puzzle that was too difficult

I made sure that the cosmos knew

And if ten teams did not survive it's hardly my fault

It's yours for saying "pooh pooh pooh"

Why don't you want me?

I could not quite believe it

When you left me out of Geek Week

Why don't you want me?

Your chamber it is nothing

If it doesn't have my mystique

All you did was leach

While I came up with Reach

And objects in the knapsack

And the lovely Short Cut

Don't you want me, Treguard?

Don't you want me?

Nooo

Don't you want me, Treguard?

Don't you want me?

Nooo

I was working - with some grey hairs - in a castle base

Accepted, true

But even then it would have been a much better place

If that bottle had kept you

The two years you were here had those winning teams

In spite of you

And as for all the spells and potions that granted sight

Frankly, who would not say, "Pooh"?

No, I don't want you

I should've stuck with Pickle

But to my shame, I was fickle

No, I don't want you

Got headaches from your dramas

And fed up of your pyjamas

What wisdom could I teach

To someone who liked Reach

And objects in the knapsack

And that bloody Short Cut?

Don't you want me, Treguard?

Don't you want me?

Nooo

Don't you want me, Treguard?

Don't you want me?

Nooo