My name's Veruca

I live up on Level One

Came on an internship

Now I'm cleaning and it's no fun

If you see Treguard in his chair

Looking decrepit while loud horns blare

Better ask me what to use

Better ask me what to use

Better ask me what to use

I will prove that I'm not lazy

I will cast the spell REFRESH

He'll wake up and name me Daisy

Dungeon Master in the flesh

The jester speaks in "thee" and "thy"

And wears no hat, I don't ask why

Ariadne's on the floor

Watch the team head for the door

Does Dan own belts? I'm not sure

Yes, they went on their way

They talked to Theodora Snitch

Though they kept Lord Fear at bay

They got "Ooh nasty" anyway

I'd love to see another quest

Although those blades did make me stressed

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore

My name's Veruca

I live up on Level One

Found out I had a wand

Used it and some seating spun

I hope we'll join Treguard again

Though you all think I'm profane

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore

I hope we'll join Treguard again

Though you all think I'm profane

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore

Just don't ask me if I swore