Simons falling

All around us

Treguard saying

That's you done

This is Knightmare

There are few soft landings

Many dismissed, yet we won

Time up, Martins

From detonations

And Morghanna

With her zaps

Farewell, Helens:

Floating swords and wrong turns

Goodbye, Tonys: drops and traps

We're gonna have a victory today

We're gonna find that maid

Sword, shield, crown or talisman

DISMISS won't come our way

Doom is waiting

Dreadnort's slaying

Ariadne

Loves to kill

Not for us though

Treguard won't dismiss us

We'll beat Malice

We'll beat Lord Fear

We're gonna have a triumph today

We'll spellcast FIRE or FREE

DARK or SPLASH or OPPOSITE

Or ARKEN (starts with A)

Alex falling

Ever downwards

Chrisses failing

Dans undone

Every series

So few teams left standing

Many dismissed, yet we won

Many dismissed, yet we won

So many dismissed, yet we won

Darkness falling

Over David

Steven, Nic'la

And they're done

Bye to these n'

Lots of other travellers

Many dismissed, yet we won

Simons falling

Except the first one

Richard's handcuffed

Or overdone

Quicksand's lethal

If your name is Gavin

Many dismissed, yet we won

Oh, Mark is winning

Dunstan's trouncing

Dickon, Ben too

More than one

Julie, Julian

Not forgetting Barry

Many dismissed, yet we won

Many dismissed, yet we won

So many dismissed, yet we won

Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh

(...Nasty)