Let me take you to the place

Where energy's a floating face

No relaxation spas

Where Treguard puts you in a helm

And dragons fly across the realm

In exchange for silver bars

Club Knightmare Castle calls to thee

It's a dungeon, very tough and rarely won

You can win on Level Three

But do hurry, you have goblins

Catacombs beneath your feet

There's fish and fruit and bread to eat

Watchers of illusion see

Oh dungeons deep (a bluescreen void)

Caverns dark (and some devoid)

A whole week's chromakey

Club Knightmare Castle calls to thee

It's a dungeon, very tough and rarely won

You can win on Level Three

But do hurry, you have goblins

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Knapsack on

And be a knight

Don't waste life force

Gotta cast your spell

Better sidestep right

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Ghou-ouls, ghou-ouls...