Think that meeting me will be your doom, right?

Giant skull on legs (or catacombite)

"It's the devil of this level and it's laying in wait for you, oh no"

If we chatted maybe you'd adore me

But you've heard the lies so you deplore me

I'm not scary, I want dairy, but they don't understand

So they lock me down with magic

More than once, twice, forever

'Cause Treguard tells them how to use spells and that

And that they should choose a speller

And they do

I don't want your FREEZER

I don't want to stand around

I don't want a body, baby

Flesh and blood just slows me down

I don't need your FREEZER

Oh all I want right now is food

I'm as friendly as a village cleric

Hello, did you know my name is Eric?

I just go from day to day hoping for a bit of milk or cheese

But people see me and they tend to brick it

While I panic about getting rickets

I'm lacking lactose (and I lack toes): where's the calcium?

Tony passed me to a "playpen:

Play a while, play forever"

'Cause his team didn't know that I'd help them out

For a blob of Philadelphia

And I would

I don't want your FREEZER

I don't want to stand around

I don't want a body, baby

Flesh and blood just slows me down

I don't need your FREEZER

Oh all I want right now is food

(Feed me cheddar, give me stilton)

(Find me ice cream, get my pie back)

So don't lock me down with magic

More than once, twice, forever

'Cause instead you could give me some Dairylea

And go on with your endeavour

And it's true...