<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Automaton by Jamiroquai]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Normally I let songs mature for a decade or three before rewriting them. But not this time. Here is a parody of Jamiroquai's week-old single Automaton. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmlmOk4ubcU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jamiroquai/automaton.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Am I near?</p>
<p dir="auto">Every heart is stirring</p>
<p dir="auto">You're all fear</p>
<p dir="auto">Can't you hear me whirring?</p>
<p dir="auto">Take my hand</p>
<p dir="auto">Cold like Aesandre</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm an mindless man</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm a mindless</p>
<p dir="auto">Why am I coming for you?</p>
<p dir="auto">And this man called Edmund Dehn</p>
<p dir="auto">Has given away to my threat of doom</p>
<p dir="auto">I put my faith in a chromakey world</p>
<p dir="auto">Where they've given me</p>
<p dir="auto">Blue without a room</p>
<p dir="auto">I'll keep the teams from silver spurs</p>
<p dir="auto">Remind myself I am someone</p>
<p dir="auto">My soul is numb and while I whirr</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm so tough</p>
<p dir="auto">Can't you see me walking</p>
<p dir="auto">See I can touch</p>
<p dir="auto">Can you feel me stalking?</p>
<p dir="auto">I see the kids</p>
<p dir="auto">Who try for squiredom</p>
<p dir="auto">These metal eyes, they can't disguise</p>
<p dir="auto">The fact that I</p>
<p dir="auto">I've instructions to be lethal</p>
<p dir="auto">That's why I'm coming for you</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm standing by: levels one and two</p>
<p dir="auto">I've taken up a deadly flail</p>
<p dir="auto">Treguard will be dismissing you</p>
<p dir="auto">If I make your quest fail</p>
<p dir="auto">And it won't help, with your helmet on</p>
<p dir="auto">To tilt your head back when I come</p>
<p dir="auto">With friends who see, you must avoid</p>
<p dir="auto">The Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum...</p>
<p dir="auto">Hey, I'm mostly down underground</p>
<p dir="auto">Sometimes out on that chasm bridge</p>
<p dir="auto">You barely have time to take that crown</p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">While you're a mess of flesh, I am only clockwork</p>
<p dir="auto">Got efficient moves (they're mainly shock jerks)</p>
<p dir="auto">Pretty cool android, but can not twerk</p>
<p dir="auto">An-an-an-achronism</p>
<p dir="auto">Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">It's a fantasy world...</p>
<p dir="auto">Then came the day I fell to Earth</p>
<p dir="auto">And though I cannot feel disgust</p>
<p dir="auto">I rue the day when a castle room that's windowless</p>
<p dir="auto">Saw the casting of a spell called RUST</p>
<p dir="auto">Maybe this dream will stay alive</p>
<p dir="auto">A technomancer may still come</p>
<p dir="auto">Or a new threat, mechanical</p>
<p dir="auto">New Automatum...</p>
<p dir="auto">You know I need someone</p>
<p dir="auto">That I can bludgeon</p>
<p dir="auto">In the dungeon</p>
<p dir="auto">It was all I knew</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm Automatum</p>
<p dir="auto">I have orders</p>
<p dir="auto">To be quite kindless</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm mindless</p>
<p dir="auto">I am cogs and screws</p>
<p dir="auto">I'm Automatum</p>
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