<![CDATA[Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John]]>

<![CDATA[Parody of Sacrifice by Elton John]]>Another dungeoneer has ended up in the monster's stomach from Series 1-3. Luckily he has a way of escaping this irritable beast and he knows that his predecessors did too. Based on Sacrifice by Elton John (1989). Video, lyrics

It's a human bind

When things go south

And you're sent into innards

Through the serpent's mouth

Into the belly

And out of safe hands

Sad defeat comes calling

Where there are no gastric bands

Bold, bold start

Undone by you

I won't be digested, baby

Just passing through

And it's no sack of rice

It's a bag of salt

If you are livid

Then it isn't my fault

But it's no sack of rice

No sack of rice

It's no sack of rice at all

Contemplating the navel

Will kill my hope

Sensitivity of your lining

Would respond to soap

We lose direction

'Til Tone goes DOWN

Or 'til Ross eggs you

And risks getting brown