Based on Kayleigh by Marillion (1985) - whose name, like much of Knightmare, was inspired by Tolkien. Lyrics; official audio

Do you remember

Chucking jesters' skulls at talking walls?

Do you remember

Dropping Solstice gifts in Greystagg's hall?

Do you remember

The terror of the townsfolk in the square?

Do you remember?

Adored the way the flames licked at their hair

By the way

Did I just eat your heart?

It enthused me

I always meant to eat your heart

Not sorry

I had a need to taste a heart

I don't have one

Scaly

Yes, I'm remembering your old name

And changing it to Red Death was better, you'd think

But I can't go on pretending

You were red when you're actually pink

Scaly

Oh I really wish you'd missed me

When Treguard and Pickle shot lightning at you

But you crushed me with your carcass

And somehow it turned my backdrop to blue

Do you remember

Helping Skarkill gain a few more scars?

Do you remember

Fireballing pookas in the park?

Do you remember

Melting all Aesandre's precious snow?

Do you remember

You ate up all of Gretel in one go

By the way

How did you hit Mount Fear?

It confused me

I sent you flying out from here

Don't get it

You'd flown off, you were nowhere near

Bet you don't mind

Scaly

Oh the stench is much too horrid

It smells worse here than Hands plus privies plus crones

I'll need to find another lair now

And patch up my broken bones

Scaly

I won't use another dragon

I'll use non-flying creatures like trolls from now on

I'll get Treguard next time round, alright

And what could possibly go wrong?