He dreams of 1989

Before the Eyeshield came

Before the challenges declined

Within the Greater Game

When Level One stopped four whole teams

And Level Two put paid to five

And Level Three held distant dreams

A thrill when teams got there alive

And nobody won

And a quest could be done

Up on Level One

On Level One

For Gavin into quickstand dropped

And James fell down below

And Kelly transformed but was bopped

While Douglas took a bomb room blow

And then we get to Series Four

And Level One waves through all quests

And now he finds it is a bore

"It's not the hardest, not the best"

And it was more fun

When the questing was done

Up on Level One

On Level One

On Level One

Up on Level One

They let eight teams in

They all got through

Though it's less easy

On Level Two

And it was more fun

When the questing was done

Up on Level One

On Level One

On Level One

Up on Level One