<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hordriss modestly reviews his accomplishments since first meeting a dungeoneer in Series 3. Based on Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. <a href="https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/stevemillerband/abracadabra.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Original lyrics</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-MKpjCxTBw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">official audio</a></p>
<p dir="auto">You can't pass, for one's around</p>
<p dir="auto">"You'll have to go back</p>
<p dir="auto">Or ... go down"</p>
<p dir="auto">So began one's long career:</p>
<p dir="auto">Greeting scores of dungeoneers</p>
<p dir="auto">When they use one's calling name</p>
<p dir="auto">One turns up and one spreads one's fame</p>
<p dir="auto">Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire</p>
<p dir="auto">Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher</p>
<p dir="auto">A-adsum revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">One's magic will come in handy</p>
<p dir="auto">One's here to up the ante</p>
<p dir="auto">With Revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">One gives them SPLASH, one gives them SPEED</p>
<p dir="auto">HERO or FREEZE, as they may need</p>
<p dir="auto">FIRE, BUT or OPPOSITE</p>
<p dir="auto">TRANSFORMATION (which didn't fit)</p>
<p dir="auto">A-adsum revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">One stands against technomancy</p>
<p dir="auto">One's here to up the ante</p>
<p dir="auto">With Revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">One uses magic when one is cross</p>
<p dir="auto">One has curses to show them who's boss</p>
<p dir="auto">Minstrels, jesters, Wittless and Mace</p>
<p dir="auto">Revelanti with a mage's grace</p>
<p dir="auto">One is Harris: fancy that</p>
<p dir="auto">One is a tortoise, a witch, a cat</p>
<p dir="auto">Just when you think you'll have a wretched day</p>
<p dir="auto">You hear the word that one always says</p>
<p dir="auto">A-adsum revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">So many spells in one's pantry</p>
<p dir="auto">One's here to up the ante</p>
<p dir="auto">With Revelanti</p>
<p dir="auto">When they use one's calling name</p>
<p dir="auto">One turns up and one spreads one's fame</p>
<p dir="auto">Spreads one's fame, when straits are dire</p>
<p dir="auto">Next to Treguard, there is nobody higher</p>
<p dir="auto">One turns up, in one's red gown</p>
<p dir="auto">One's reputation is safe and sound</p>
<p dir="auto">One turns up, in one's red gown</p>
<p dir="auto">One's reputation is safe and sound</p>
<p dir="auto">One turns up, in one's red gown</p>
<p dir="auto">One's reputation is safe and sound</p>
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