<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Parody of Toy Soldiers by Martika]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">For three dungeoneers who fell: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9ht2P_w40&amp;index=32&amp;list=PLAdreVUCVCytRVmqE_a2CILoBAoFwyF21" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Simon (Series 3)</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcg4iGDpNCY&amp;list=PLAdreVUCVCys8Y-lVl1mdBcM-D-H-o0VR&amp;index=69" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Simon (Series 4)</a> and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvgUDu1SmYs&amp;index=17&amp;list=PLAdreVUCVCyuCyKxsaPLl-kmZfshE8S3o" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Simon (Series 7)</a>. Based on Martika's 1989 single Toy Soldiers. <a href="http://www.simplyeighties.com/martika---toy-soldiers.php" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">Music video and lyrics</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Left sidestep</p>
<p dir="auto">Hearts on cards</p>
<p dir="auto">Amulet</p>
<p dir="auto">They all fall down</p>
<p dir="auto">Those boys Simon</p>
<p dir="auto">It wasn't his intention to mislead you</p>
<p dir="auto">You never should have gone that way</p>
<p dir="auto">(And the) room wasn't grey</p>
<p dir="auto">It's true - that Treguard said it was unstable:</p>
<p dir="auto">"Proceed with care but don't delay"</p>
<p dir="auto">When you have no forward sight</p>
<p dir="auto">You need friends that know left from right</p>
<p dir="auto">"So much for Welsh wizardry"</p>
<p dir="auto">Step sidestep</p>
<p dir="auto">Hole what hole?</p>
<p dir="auto">Left why left?</p>
<p dir="auto">He will fall down</p>
<p dir="auto">That boy Simon</p>
<p dir="auto">In the pit</p>
<p dir="auto">Not their goal</p>
<p dir="auto">They didn't win</p>
<p dir="auto">But the laughter echoes on</p>
<p dir="auto">Poor boy Simon</p>
<p dir="auto">There was another one in Series 7</p>
<p dir="auto">And there was one in Series 3</p>
<p dir="auto">Friends didn't see</p>
<p dir="auto">How could they be so blind about the cave mouth</p>
<p dir="auto">In spite of his 'invisibility'?</p>
<p dir="auto">Simon drops into the abyss</p>
<p dir="auto">And then the team is dismissed</p>
<p dir="auto">That's how it ended for these three</p>
<p dir="auto">Ledge by ledge</p>
<p dir="auto">Touch the hearts</p>
<p dir="auto">On the left</p>
<p dir="auto">Or you fall down</p>
<p dir="auto">Like boy Simon</p>
<p dir="auto">Amulet</p>
<p dir="auto">"Shooting star"</p>
<p dir="auto">They didn't win</p>
<p dir="auto">But tradition carried on</p>
<p dir="auto">Poor boys Simon</p>
<p dir="auto">They never win...</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3072/parody-of-toy-soldiers-by-martika</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2026 11:38:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.knightmare.com/forum/topic/3072.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2017 12:03:42 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Parody of Toy Soldiers by Martika on Thu, 26 Oct 2017 17:04:44 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">that's a good one Drassil....... love it.... lovely.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50738</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://www.knightmare.com/forum/post/50738</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Picklemyfav]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 17:04:44 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>